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DDP and a Yeti!!!

July 13th 2011 4:19 pm
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Wow, DDP! Thank you so much for the honour and thank you all for the comments, paw mails and gifts, I love each and everyone of you.
Its been warm and humid here for what seems like ages but I look into the sky and see nothing but cloud, then it rains and gets even warmer.
We wanted to go out this morning but mom was having a lie in as she didnt sleep well because its been so warm at night.
So we sneaked upstairs to wake mom up and guess what we saw.......bed mice, all lined up asleep and ready to be caught! We have seen bed mice moving under the covers but not out in the open like this, it was too good to miss. We lined up, crouched down, did the bum wiggle and pounced!!!!!!!!
What happened next scared the whiskers off us..........there was a blood curdling noise from the top of the bed and all of a sudden this monster yeti sat up, hair everywhere, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, it was scary. Where was mom when you needed her? We ran out of the room as fast as our paws would carry us. We heard noises coming from the bedroom, I had to go and take another look. I crept closer to the doorway only to see mom sat on the bed rubbing her eyes! Where did the yeti go? We searched the house and could find no yeti. We will not try and catch the bed mice for a while just in case the yeti turns up again. It was scarier than disturbing Blizzard when hes eating.

Genesis
In the beginning, there was the heaven and the earth, and a cold breeze was blowing. This sucked, and the Lord was displeased. And the Lord said, "Let there be kitties!" and there were kitties, with whiskers and fuzzy ears, who twitched their tail-tips adorably, and it was good.
But the Lord wanted more. So the Lord said, "Let there be stripes!" and most of the kitties received this blessing, and showed off their precious, adorably cuddly tabby coats. And this was good.

So the kitties romped and played, but they became hungry, and asked the Lord for help. So the Lord said, "Let there be all manner of creatures from which the kitties can feed from!" And there were, and a wide variety of animals came into existence, whom the kitties hunted and played with. And this was good.

But the kitties were still bored. So The Lord said, "Let there be humans!" and the humans came into existence, to forever be slaves of the adorable whiskered kitties and entertain them until the end of time. And it was good. The Lord was happy, so he retired and went to Florida.

 
 

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Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

July 13th 2011 at 11:43 pm

I's not goin deres!!! MOL!!
Purred by: Xena Princess Warrior DG#23 (Catster Member)

July 14th 2011 at 12:07 am

CONGRATULATIONS SIMBA! we hope you had a great day celebrating being one of the DDP'S today....

Xena
Purred by: Blade (Catster Member)

July 14th 2011 at 1:07 am

Concats on your DDP today!! We've seen lots of bed mice in Mom's bed lately! We're good at catching them, but there are so many! We'll have to keep in mind not to try catch bed mice when they are out in the open, we don't want a yedi to show up - that sounds super scary!!

I think your Genesis story is very Accurate! Love it!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

July 14th 2011 at 1:36 am

Congrats! You always have the best diaries ever. Yeti! Your too funny!
Purred by: Felix "Honey Angel" (Catster Member)

July 14th 2011 at 4:48 am

Happy diary pick Simba!

It's too bad your weather is humid. I hope you find a cool resting place to lie down all day & celebrate for the day!

Love Felix xo
Purred by: Meep (Catster Member)

July 15th 2011 at 6:31 pm

Concats on DDP!

I like the Genesis story. Cats are at the center of it, the way things should be!

meows,
Meep


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