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My New Year Resolutions.

December 31st 2009 1:45 pm
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* I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.

* I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

* I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

* I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.

* I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

* I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

* We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any human's bed while they're trying to sleep.

* Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

* I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

* I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

* I will not complain that my bottom is wet and that I am thirsty after sitting in my water bowl.

* I will not intrude on my human's candle-lit bubble bath and singe my bottom.

* I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

* When I am chasing my tail and catch my back leg instead, I will not bite down on my foot. This hurts, and my scream scares my human.

* When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.

* Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.

* I will not stuff my rather large self into the rather small bird feeder (with my tail hanging out one side) and expect the birds to just fly in.

* I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

* When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

* Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

* I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing important emiognaioerp ga3qi4 taija3tgv aa35 a..

* The goldfish likes living in water and should be allowed to remain in its bowl.

* I will not put a live mole in my food bowl and expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

* I will not be miffed at my human all day and then kiss her on the nose at 2:00 a.m. to tell her that she is forgiven and can now pet me.

* If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a big live cockroach, even if it isn't as tasty.

* I will not soak my catnip toy in the water bowl to make tea.

* A warm pepperoni pizza is not a good place for a nap.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

 

Thanksgiving tag.

November 20th 2009 1:43 pm
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My friend Wiley has tagged me for the Thanksgiving game. I'm supposed to tell five things I am thankful for then tag five friends to do the same.

Here goes.

1) I am thankful that my mum came into the shelter that day and fell in love with me and took me home with her.

2) I am thankful for the lovely food I get everyday.

3) I am thankful for a lovely warm comfy home.

4) I am thankful for my brofurs and sisfurs.

5) I am thankful for all of my wonderful catster friends.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to you all.

I'm not going to tag five more but if you want to join in consider yourself tagged.

 

Tagged

February 9th 2008 3:14 am
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I got tagged by my very good friend Mr Fuzz 96766

I have to write seven facts about me here in my diary, & then tag seven more kittys. I'm just going to write my seven facts as an awful lot of kittys have already been tagged.
So here we go.

1) I don't like to be too clean, I love to get dirt on myself, usualy on my face. (see my page)

2) I am so laid back that mum almost has a heart attack when I do move fast.

3) Mum fell in love with me at first sight. I had only just been dropped off at the shelter & was scarred & confoosed.

4) I love to snuggle & nap with my sister Mouse.

5) I go outside almost every day, even if it's raining.

6) I have a double here in our village, but mum says he/she is nowhere near as handsome as me.

7)I love Catster & all of my Catster friends.

 

I've been tagged!!!

May 22nd 2007 10:30 am
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I have been tagged by Ziggy. Merlin the Cat Wizard. Petipaw. Bruce (the Boss). to participate in the meme game! It is so sweet of them to think of me & include me in this game.

The rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own diary about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

FACT 1:: I am the most laid back cat that my mum has ever know.

FACT 2:: The humans that looked after me before my mum gave me up because they were getting divorced.

FACT 3:: I am quite fussey about my food, what I liked in the morning I will probably hate in the evening.

FACT 4:: I hate being clean.

FACT 5:: I hate having sunblock put on my nose and ears.

FACT 6:: Mum has only seen me move faster than a slow walk about four times in three years.

FACT 7:: I love being loved and fussed.


I TAG THESE SEVEN KITTIES::

Vanessa.
Sylvie.
Morgan the Pirate Gato.
Charlie Clarence.
Tigress.
Icebox.
Mickey Mantle.

 

Better now.

April 29th 2006 3:27 am
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Well it turned out that I had a urinary tract infection, So I bin havin these orrible pills that taste like nothing on earth, but they must have worked because I am nearly all better again now.
Thank you to those kittys that p-mailed and sent get well wishes, I'm certain that without them it would have taken longer.
I gotta go lie in the sun now, some things never change and napping is one of them.

Bye for now.
Purrs.
Drift.

 

Feeling icky.

April 26th 2006 3:59 am
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For the last couple of days I have not been feeling very good, I haven't eaten anything and I am showing no interest in going outside.
Mum was beginning to worry about me but today I am a little brighter and I've been outside napping on the lawn in the sun, I still haven't eaten anything but I am drinking so mum is not quite so worried now but shes still watching me like a hawk.
I hope I feel a lot better soon, I don't like feeling icky and I don't want to go see the vet.
Well got to get back to the important business of napping.

Bye!

 

Winter, Yuk!!

February 6th 2006 2:02 pm
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It has been forever since I last wrote here but I just wanted to say hello to all of you wonderful kittys and you're moms and dads out there in "Catster" land.
I am fed up with winter, cold, dull, wet, not much in the way of sunshine.
I can't wait untill spring and summer come around again.
Well thats it.
I've had my say so bye for now.

 

Doin nothin.

October 27th 2005 7:15 am
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I know it's bin a long time, but if I was to write every day it would be quite boreing. Sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat. Get the picture. Yeh I'm a real lazy cat. Hehehe.

 

PUUUURRRR!!

September 30th 2005 6:50 am
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Every cat get over to forums and join in the power of purr chain, We need as many cats as we can get to purr for adoptions and rescues, every cat deserves a forever home, somewhere warm and full of love. PLEASE join us in purring for that.

 

Calling all white cats.

September 20th 2005 7:18 am
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Hey all you white cats out there, get your guardians to go to catster forums, they will find a club just for us white guys there under virtual dates and playtime, Please come and join me.

 
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