Cat profile for Sobakowa, a female American Shorthair

American Shorthair

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Home:Encino /san Fernando Valley /, CA

Age: 14 Years Sex: Female Weight: 10 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Soba, CHAIRMAN MEOW, The Dictator, The Queen

Quick Bio:

-pound cat

Birthday:
August 1st 1997

Likes:
Ruling with an iron paw.

Pet-Peeves:
Everything and everyone.

Favorite Toy:
Bob's head, or alternately, any part of Frankie I can smack.

Favorite Nap Spot:
In the ray of sunlight on my Contemplation Bed by the window.

Favorite Food:
Caviar.

Skills:
Mind control, king-fu, kitten terrorism.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
Sobakowa found her people by locking them in a mindgrip and convincing them to take her home, even though they did not come looking for a kitten. She has everone under her paw. She does not need opposable thumbs, because all humans and cats do her bidding in time. Sobakowa is your ruler. Bow down to Sobakowa. She is writing her manifesto, and will take over the world, and then poop on it.

Bio:
Please. Have your people call my people. I'm busy. P.S. Will someone please tell the REAL MOM of those DAMN KITTENS to come pick them up already? I am so sick of them. I once puked on one of them.

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I've Been On Catster Since:

April 14th 2005