July 30th 2014 10:40 am
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Yep, it was one year ago today that Sir Oscar Jon and Angel Dame Mallow took the big plunge over on Cat Channel, and to celebrate we are takin’ another one … right over Niagara Falls in a barrel!
Yeah we know, that is just slightly illegal, but would we let that stop us? Nahhhh! We’re just waitin’ till dark when the Falls are all lit up and the fireworks show is goin’ on. O.J. has worked really hard on our vessel, a deluxe barrel with plush seating, safety restraints and that most important addition of all: a fully stocked bar. The sound system is gonna play “Roll Out the Barrel” as we drink to one whole year of wedded bliss and sail our way into history in our own version of the Yellow Submarine.
So, since no one will see us, how will anyone know we actually did it? That’s where our four videographers come in. K. Steve, K. Bennie and Bee Gee along with Angel Q. Gracie for those tricky aerial shots. Between the four of ‘em, we oughta get at least 30 seconds of usable footage, mol.
So after our triumph join us in the dining lounge at the Tower Hotel overlookin’ the Falls to screen the footage. We’ll fill the barrel with beer, order everything on the menu and the pawty ain’t over till we all get kicked out
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