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Meowing Cat Blues (Poem)

December 2nd 2012 3:47 pm
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I am your cat
Let me in that room
You little human gnat
Or I will meow
Until I enter

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

Hand over my food
This very minute
I own you
You don't own me

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

I am bored
Get me my catnip
Before I use your lap
As a scratching post

MEOW
MEOW
MEOW

Give me what I want
Or I will meow
You to death
My human pet

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Purred by: MORTICIA (Catster Member)

December 23rd 2012 at 2:30 pm

Molly, I love this!

You're quite a good writer!

Purred by: Daniel (Catster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 11:41 pm

I do the same thing, I meow and meow if mama closes her bedroom door! So does my sister Serena.

Molly

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