October 22nd 2012 8:30 am
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I was recently terrorized into bathing by my owners. Savage beasts. At least they gave me wet food and lots of petting afterwards, as they should.
I will make sure to get as decently dirty again as possible. Barbacue oil from the neighbours seems like a good place to start.
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My dear friend,
My humans have learnt that i deeply dislike baths and won't even dare to try it. As if we were not clean enough!! Us!! the most marvelous creatures in the earth!! What an offense! I deeply hope you tech them a lesson!
Yours faithfully, your always friend and admirer,
PD: How much i envy your garden and your freedom =(
My indoors friend,
I also wish we could trip around my home's gardens freely and impose ourselves on the other cats around. With your size, no one would dare oppose us! We'd be kings of the neighbourhood, and those damn birds that keep pestering me wouldn't even dare to land.
I tolerate my humans' strange cleanliness obsession because I have the notion that my escapades wouldn't be as widely tolerated otherwise. I am not about to risk my wanderings for a little over 10 minutes of torture.
At least they recognize it IS torture and treat me afterwards. I also get to wet their beds with my humid furr, since they choose the nightime for this unpleasant task.
Cheer up, my friend! At least your weight lets you be in control of your house. More often than not I can't even leave an imprint with my claws anywhere due to their little size...and my crazy humans' penchant for thick things. They are so sensitive to the cold, with those ugly bare skins...poor bastards. Must be why they are so keen on touching my gorgeous black furr.
Look out for spirits on Halloween! I hear there was an amazing cat that used to live in your house and used to sleep in your bed...a cat of legend that may come back next Tuesday, as the spirits of the greatly beloved do on that date...
Scared you yet?
I never got to meet him, but I forgot to mention he was also famous for being sweet and shy. His name was Micifú. So perk up if you hear that name uttered in the next few days!
PD. Just now I heard your human will probably visit me on Halloween. I'll take care of her quite well and rub against her legs when I see her.
Micifú eh...my human has named him several times already...will take note of that name..not even a ghost will dare interrupt in MY territory and mess with the tender feelings and love of MY humans...(Elena is looking at me in a bit of a weird way now...)
I will send my human with a can of tuna for you, as a gift..you know, kings must always send presents with their minions when they are sent to another king's castle...first of all, manners and code.
Cheers my dear friend, and tell me if you keep having problems with those crows..i will send my human with a broom as well to give them a lesson this halloween if needed.
Ah, sensitive humans...my house isn't haunted, thankfully. I have enough on my plate with those damned birds...I don't think they're crows (prrrrwease, I'd be all over those), they look like VERY UGLY magpies...
Thank you, dearest friend. My humans give me very little wet food! (though they've been considering a special menu for Halloween...).
I accept your present and will return a healthy and fed human, thirsty for her own cat love, hehe.
I will also post a photo of the human shenanigans that will take place...I DEARLY hope no one considers dressing me in anything...I've seen my human girl giving me delighted and EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL looks.
Hope all these humans combined are enough to give me peace in my own garden...usually my humans' voice is enough to send those stupid birds away. My humans can be very imposing.
Take care and have a treat on me,