May 27th 2012 10:36 pm
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Well, of course, as the oldest, and more importantly the smartest, wisest, most mature, and best behaved; I've been left in charge of my cat sisters and brothers for the night. Thank goodness Mom and Dad took the beasts along! The rest of the kids are enough to handle!! It was hard when it was just the four I had to look after, now I have six I must watch and Steven Charles leaves nothing but a constant trail of trouble. Thomas and Rusty think it's hilarious and often join in. Cali, Queen B, gets quite annoyed with the out of control chaos and starts all kinds of arguments with the boys. Bella is never far behind Cali and always happy to get in on a little brother punishment match. Sweet Lilly. She is my angel sibling. She helps when she can in calming down her sisters. I usually send them into Mom and Dad's room for some cuddle and clean time outs.
By the end of this weekend the house will be in shambles and I will need a long long session with Mommy. Just us two. She will tell me I was a good boy for holding down the fort.
There goes the trash can!!... All over the floor. I just heard a dish crash and break, Mom really should start making the kids eat out of plastic dishes! The boys must have a case of the crazies, right on schedule! They are running insane circles around the house, disturbing everything in their path. Ooop, grrr, and they just disturbed Cali. Excuse me, I must go prevent her from punishing them herself. She usually goes a little over board.
Mom. Dad. Please hurry home. Even if it means the beasts come back to. BTW.... Could you have left any less food our for us...???
May 4th 2012 6:58 pm
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I will start by introducing myself, I am Porkchop. I was adopted into this family before even Mom was. So how did I get here. My dad said I was a "man's" cat, a bachelor cat, we would share a bachelor pad, and watch pretty ladies on tv, you know, guy stuff. Boy did he mess up that plan! First he adopted Mommy, then Mommy thought she needed stupid girl cats, so we got Lilly and Cali. That would have completed our little family if Dad hadn't adopted an animal loving crazy lady Mom. So they take in Rusty, my ADD little brother. Then Bella, my stomach kneeding shadow shows up. We five lasted a long time, happy as can be, until the dogs, and then two more cats came! Although, I guess it's not so bad, Mommy says I'm such a good boy welcoming in the new family that I deserve extra extra snuggle time. Works for me. So this newest cat, that's what this crazy household is dealing with right now. I think his name is Berkely. He seems pretty nice. He doesn't get mad at me when I stick my paw under the door to say hi. I don't know we'll have to see, but I don't mind a big family. The more brothers and sisters I get, the more attention I seem to get, so it's ok.
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