Endurance

Oh mrn mrn mrn da tings Ize endures fur beauty sake. My momma haz a ritual, and at least 4 times a moon's cycle Sheese gets out those cat "Klippers" and attempts to make my defences. Weese alls haz to endureit. Sheese jush grabz usses an weese haz no say in whether nor not weese wants dis done. I mush admit sheese dont hurts usses an sheese sed sheese doos it soos weese dont hurt each odder. Then wen she is done cuttin the points off my nails sheese doos lets meese cuddle in hers neck an suck ons her ear dangly. An weese will falls asleeps together I loves snuggle time wit my momma enuff to endure eben dis.

Endurance

Oh mrn mrn mrn da tings Ize endures fur beauty sake. My momma haz a ritual, and at least 4 times a moon's cycle Sheese gets out those cat "Klippers" and attempts to make my defences. Weese alls haz to endureit. Sheese jush grabz usses an weese haz no say in whether nor not weese wants dis done. I mush admit sheese dont hurts usses an sheese sed sheese doos it soos weese dont hurt each odder. Then wen she is done cuttin the points off my nails sheese doos lets meese cuddle in hers neck an suck ons her ear dangly. An weese will falls asleeps together I loves snuggle time wit my momma enuff to endure eben dis.

tank yews toos alls

Ize wanna sez tank yew to eberywon whoo con catulated me on my diree ov da dey. Weese haz bin berry bizy sins momma brout Sam home. Poor momma iz alweys on "P" patroll. Tabitha tries toos help nutts poppa alweys seemses toos fine the leetle presents dat Sam leeveses and Tabbie covers. Weese iz alweys heerin SON OF A ... an lotz ov otter wurds toos. Dey ares not nice wurds. Mrowl Mrowl. Sam iz gettin toos bees lesses ov a pest but heese needes toos lern manners. Momma sez he iz walkin betters now. Heese nots gettin alls twis-tangled up in his leesh. Momma sez heese iz walkin proud. head up an chest out. an heese haz a happy trot sheese sez. I haz seed him frum da winnow an sheese iz rite. Heese haz furiends toos. weese doon go out but Heese duz. heese is furiends wit da doggies on both sides ov usses. one side is a Shizu. momma calls him a shake an pee, walking mop. Sam alweys plays wit hi den on da otter side iz momma an poppa's cuzin. he haz a full sizeed pit bull. Sam loves him. Den nex toos dem is a girl Russian Terrier dat He plays wit toos. Plusses heese haz alls ov usses toos. Momma's daughter haz a dog too. Fiona iz an austailn cattle dog. She likeses to herd. momma sez fiona needs help wit "soc-l-i-zen" Well Sam iz soshel, he's alweys smellin sumptin on sumwon. Wells Ize wil lets yew alls knoe how our dog triles ares dooin. Mrowl an a scritch fur all
ISIS

ITZ A, ITZ A, ITZ A.....OOOH I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

I can not bekeive dat momma brout home dat 4 legged wrekin masheen. Oh my Cats. My broders an Hissters ar shoked. I fiurr momma must haz hadz a gud reeson but poppa sed dis iz a dog. in our huse? I knoe momma loves meese. sheese just spended a long times wit meese doin kittie head kisses. An dheese callz dis ting a baby. Da baby steels our fuds. Weese hads a secret meeting yeserdey. momma dont kno. Tabitha asked furr suggestions. Jake sed if weese ignores it it may go away. No one agrees wit hims. Thor suggested weese smudder it wen it sleeps... if it eber slept. Tabbie sed she wud takes cares af traanin it. After alls she sed after da 3 babies how hard cud ut bee?
Well lash nite The Dog who now has a name of Sam, wuz steelin frum our fud bowl. Tabbie tole him heese hadz his own bowl. Hiz fud iz different frum ours toos momma sed weese shudnt eat hises Weese gots no prob wit dat. Heeses wans toos eat hisses an ours toos. Not happening. Tabbie caut him an hollared at hims den chased hik thru 3 ruums toos da livin rum, Sheese wuz stalking him the way dat Kittie does when sheese iz "on a mission" as momma puts it. She haz shorter front legs an she walks like a "linebacker" momma sez. Front legs closer to the ground and backstde higher, and she had her tail in a fluff. If you know tabbbie you know that she never has her tail in a fluff unless she is seriously mad. Well Tabbie chased Sam and he climbed up on momma on da couch and kept climbing untl heese wuz almost sittin ons her head and Tabitha sat on the floor an watched him. Bet he wont do dat agin

Monday monday

Ize tinks dat da week shud start on Trueskdey. Moandey iz neber a gud dey. no sirree. Furs momma gets da mail an dis guy Bill iz alwayz sendin hers sumtin. Den poppa alweys haz tings heese wans toos doos. An momma haz to goos wit hims sheese sez to keeps hims outa trubl, soos its hurry ups an goos. And momma sez evereeone drivez likes dey iz hung over frum da caterday partees still, Or dat deeses peepltink its turshdey. Noobody knoes hows toos drivez on turshdey. Den da air catdishuner in da car wont work. An its reeeleee hot outside, Soos momma and poppa had to take the car toos the car man to gets it fixed. Sheese sed its gonna cost an arm an a aleg . Ize tinkd dat meens its gonna cost a lots. Momma sed to Thor dat she wud sell him if he wasnt good to pay for da car. Mrowl Mrowl
Sheese wuz only kiddin. Sheese loves him toos much to ever doos dat. besides sheese Wudnt gets much fur hims anyway. Mrowl.
Poppa sed at least the airs at home wurks so dat iz gud. Well Thor iz bein gud fur now. ans ize iz gonna takes a nap. alls dis writin haz wore me out.
Purrs to all
Head buts and a scritch
Luv The Godess Isis

Ladies

Thor wunders why heese gets blamed fur tings. Becauz he is an in-sti-cate-or, as momma puts it. Heese just gots dun denying bein bad an comes looking for Kittie an meese. He jumped poor Kittie right after she wuz dun usin da box. No onez wants to play den. We need to tidee up furs. Iz thut her head wuz gonna come off. She screamed bloody murder at hims, and then cat smacked dat fool back into da odder room. Den heese thut dat I wuz gonna play wit him, da fool. I smacked hiz beannie hed soos hard yew cud hear hiz brains rattle. Heese wuz a street cat who needs to learn manners. I wuz never a street cat an needer wuz kittie. We isses refined house ladies an wud appreciate bein treeted like ladies. Momma sed Iz shud toe-a-rate him, buts come on, he is not refined. Heese luvs toos ressl. Kittie an Iz don like its. The yunger boys likes to ressl an he resses wit dem alls da time. Weese prefer snugglin to resslin. Maybee if he reeds dis heell understand

Challanges

Well momma just noticed thats ize haz bin laxt in getsing my diree started. I guesses dat bcuz ize livses a pretty laid baks life. ize iz nots a bad gurl. I alwayses makeses shure dat mys fur iz propurrly groomeded. I sitses neatlys ans purlitelly. I always coverses my toeses wit myz tail. ans Ize of courses luveses myz momma. Sheses toles yew alls howl sheeses rescueses meese. I doan noe wat ize wood haz doen ifs sheeses dint takeses meese. An sins I wuz so little wen sheeses brout meese hoom ize wuz scaredes. Sheeses let me cuddle ups wit hers an even let me sukses onz her ear. Dat mades meese feels sooo much betters. I stills comes ups to momma sumtimes an sukses onz her ear. Onlee when ize ams feelins sads or scared. Its onlee takes a leetle bits an den ize iz a big girl agin. Momma sayses dat I needs security. i jus noe itz makeses meese feelses betters. My Broferses an Hissters ares a lots ofs fun. Ize haz a grates furmily. An Jake iz likeses myz protectorer. Weese spens lotz o time toogetzer. Heese iz vewy protektoves of meese. I doan exaklee noes whys butttz Ize guesses dat usses orientall cats gotz too stikses toogetzer. Purrs an head botts for all.