April 9th 2013 6:17 am
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Mrowl mrowl mrowl. rml rnl rnl. Ize jush cants stops laffin. Dat dum dog dids itz. Affer weese alls gots ins trubbl wit tryin toos sets him up furr trashin da house an momma figurin it outs soos ez, heese dids itz alls bys hisselfs. Wen Ize seed hims dooin its, Ize called alls myz broders an hissters an tole dem to gets a gud seat an get comfurrble. Dis wuz gonna bees fun. Dat Sam wuz puttin ons a show. An Most ob usses wuz der to sees it. Weese all feels vin-da-cat-ed. MROWL MROWL.
Momma wuz goin toos bed lash nite ans almosh alls ob usses sleeps wit momma. Eben da dog. Momma an Poppa haz a gate at the bottoms ob da steps dat dey shutses atz nite toos keeps Sam the Shameless one upstairs an out ob da trash. Well sumhow (an nones ob usses gud kitties ken figgurr outz how exactuallllllllly ) sumhows da gate gots undun. An Sam bein Sam well heese iz a dog an jush cudnt resist da calls of cat fud cans an odder smelly tings in da trash. Momma wuz upstairs callin Sam n heese wuznt comim soos shees wen looking furr him. Wells (snicker snicker)she foun hims. Der he wuz, standin in da middle of a bunch ob trash, wit a cat fud can hangin offs hiz snout. Momma hads toos cober her face an turns away becuz sheese wuz laffin at hisses fool self. Den sheese lookeded atz da mess heese made, an boy, o boy, o boy, wuz heese in trubble den. He shreded a tied up big bag an den empteed da trashcan all ober da floor. I tinked dat Sheese wuz gonna haz a catnipshun fit ats him. Sheese haz dids dis a cuppl timez wit usses furr wat ize thought wuz a relativlee minor infrac-shun (a brokem bowl, Sheese wuz screamin dat itz wuz a blu willow. an an anteek. Dat meens Itz wuz old. I tink its wuz Poppa mother's. i tried explanin dat it shudnt have been on da spot in front of da window where I likes to play but..Cudnt talk toos her) Catnipshun- Likes Ize sed it aint pretty. Sheese rolled up a newspaper an shook it atz him wile sheese ranted. Wells Heese wuz soos scared heese tinkled on his own leg. Nows dat iz embarressin. Heese iz such a woosey. Almosh mades meese feels sorry furr him. Ize said almosh, Ize iz a cat affer alls. Ize doos haz standurrs. Nones ob usses wud eber doos dat. Da tinklin not da trashin. Weese always knock da trash ober. I tink its in our contrax as part ob our free play time. An at least not for a rolled up newspaper shook atz usses. An momma wud neber hits him ors anys obs usses wit it. sheese jush threatens hims wit itz. Soos heese ran up on da couch an sat ins shame wile momma picked up da trash. Den heese ran toose da door cuz heese needed toos goos outside to makes peepees. No kiddin weese alls knew dat alreddy. Soos momma lets him out aan heese out der smellin eberyting in da yard an examinin alls da peeceses ob grass. Heese jush dint want to comes back inside an bees in trubble agin. Heese wudnt come wen momma called him soos sheese wuz reely gettin mad.
Weese dont haz a fenced yard soos momma bought a long cable dat hooks on hises harness. an ons da odder end its hooks on da railing right outside da door soos ifs its cold an hees jush needs too do #1 momma hooks him up an he can romp a play an not wander away an gets hurts. Hees dont always lissen da best. likes now. Also momma is in hers nitegown an its toos cold to goos out likes dat.
Soos momma reached out an grabbed da cable an reeled hims in likes a big tuna Ize saws a fishyman catch ons cat TV. Heese came in an momma held onto him an sent hims upstairs an relocked da gate. Shees tolds usses nots toos doos dat agin. Weese had no idee wat shees wuz talkin bout.
Den sheese wen back up an got ins bed agin an dat silly dog came back downstairs agin. Heese wuz waitin furr sumone to open da gate agin, Ize thought bout its buts Ize wuz in enuf trubbl for tryin to fake hers out da odder day an Ize reely wuznt da one who openedes it tonite. I tink ones ob da hoomins dint lock it rite. dat iz myz purrshunal opinyun. Buts yew knoe hoomins, its wuz neber dem. Well momma looked dwn doose stairs an called him up an he came dis time. Sheese wuz gettin tired of allseda back an forth. Sheese sed sheese hads enuf an sheese locked da bed rum door with the hook. Ize can open it affer a lot ob work butz I wuz outsides da door an figured i wud stay out fur tonite. mommma wuz in no mood fur meese to gets intoos anyting else tonite. Zeus an Tabitha an MrsKitty were in wit dem. Dey will report ins da mornin on wat da nite wuz like. Sleep well all Catster cats.
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My Catness, what a commotion at your den!
There is a movie I think called 'that darn cat'...but at your den it must be 'that darn dog', MOL!!
This is furry funny, our dog guy is boring in comparison, well most of the time he is boring, but he is almost 11, so I guess the cuckoo is gone out of him...
Did you all sleep well??
Wells Ize sleptes jush fine. I foun a bankie an snuggled intoos it. I dons tinks dem in da bedrum sleeped as well. Momma wuz up ats 8 am to goos potty herselfs. Sam came wandering out ob da bedrum an sat at da top ob da steps and stared at momma an wimpered. Sheese sed toos hims doos yous haz to goos potty? He jumpededs up and spun in circles. Momma calls dis his peepee dance. Soos sheese tooks him downa n lets hims out ons hisses cable an let hims go tinkle. Affer heese came in sheese tooked da cable offs him an den hooked a long red leashhh on him. It iz about 25 feet long sheese sed. An Sheese sed sheese dids dis soos heese wud be moniturred..an nots bees gittin intoos anymurr trubble. Wells heese layd down an slept likes a gud boy. an Momma furrgave hims alls da tings heese did cuz sheese sed heese yung an stoopid. Wells heese betters gets old an smart quik befur heese gits killed. ya knoe wat ize meens?