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Our nemisis

September 8th 2012 10:16 pm
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Well Ize wuz jus readin over Zeus' shoulder an I haz to agree these JRT tings haz way more energy than is safe in a house full of cats. I mean after alls weese haz our rutine an he jus blows that away. I mean I have speshul time with momma at nite in bed anheese layin in my spot. An he chases alls of us includin Jake. Now dat aint cool. Jake isn't feelin well an dat dog shud leev him alone. Weese alls haz taken turns watchin out fur Jake. He iz our senior cat an weese don like him beein bullied. If he don watch himself Ize iz gonna get hims one nite an pull his curly tail of an wak him with it. He'll find out what it wud be like toos bees a longtail cat at a rocking chair convention. MROWL MROWL MROWL. I wont really but it souns good. But jus tink bout it, it wud bees funny. He'd jus go cryin to momma like a leetle girl anyway. Thats wat happens when Mimi steps in an stops him from botherin someone, or from eatin our fud. He runs off yipin and hides behin momma. Well Ize iz gonna goos toos bed. My spot best be there or there will be fur flyin.

 
 

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Purred by: Alex R

September 10th 2012 at 6:06 am

Now, Thor, I know this is hard, but you have to understand that this JRT - Sam, is it? - is just a puppy. That's sort of like a kitten, only more stupid. So you do need to be patient! Eventually, in - oh, say 5 or 6 years - he should be almost as smart as a rather stupid cat; you could stand that, couldn't you? Oh, and BTW - congrats on your Diary of the Day!
Purred by: Alex R

September 10th 2012 at 6:07 am

Yo, dude - big congrats on the DOTD!!! And personally, there's no excuse for being a dog - I say swat the little irritant! MOL!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

September 10th 2012 at 10:21 am

Congrats on Diary of the Day, Thor!
DIARY OF THE DAY CONGRATS!
Now Pipo can tell you how he rules ovewr our JRT Dog-guy...with a smacky paw and a big hiss...it makes that silly fellow sit down in his tracks...evewn after 10 years of him living with kitties...sigh... Now Minko in the other hand, he must be a kitty traitor, cause he likes to wash that dude's ears out, MOL!
Our angel furbling-Toki, would actually sleep with him...we are not going to do that, MOL!
Have a great day@!
Purrs!
Pipo & Minko
Purred by: K Kato (Catster Member)

September 10th 2012 at 3:01 pm

Hey, it is easy to control a dog. Just look at him and don't run. If that doesn't work show your paw with the nail out and if needed hit him in the nose. I look farm dogs away.
ConCATulations on your DPOTD Purrs, Kato
Purred by: Thor (Catster Member)

September 10th 2012 at 11:40 pm

Wow oh wow oh wow. Mrowl Mrowl Mrowl. Tank yoos alls for da concatulations on da diaree ov daday. Momma is so proud. I got extra lovies and a snak for being well written as momma put it. Jake is gonna put a message on toos. He had his scan tonite and there is nothing wrong wit him other than he's old. Oops momma wanted Jake to tell everyone that but I couldn't wait. Well I bettr go and give dat dog thing a smak an den goos toos bed. Mrowl. And He was Dogster's DOTD yestrday. Like he needed something else to make him strut around. Dat iz alls heese dos. He haz no couth. Later dudes an dudettes.
Purred by: Thor (Catster Member)

September 10th 2012 at 11:40 pm

Wow oh wow oh wow. Mrowl Mrowl Mrowl. Tank yoos alls for da concatulations on da diaree ov daday. Momma is so proud. I got extra lovies and a snak for being well written as momma put it. Jake is gonna put a message on toos. He had his scan tonite and there is nothing wrong wit him other than he's old. Oops momma wanted Jake to tell everyone that but I couldn't wait. Well I bettr go and give dat dog thing a smak an den goos toos bed. Mrowl. And He was Dogster's DOTD yestrday. Like he needed something else to make him strut around. Dat iz alls heese dos. He haz no couth. Later dudes an dudettes.


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