KU Haiku

Again first round loss
mom's team stinks as if i care
scratch my head, pouter

Litter box: 1 - Kiddo: 0

finally, some privacy! not only did dad come back from the petsmart with a spanking new BoodaDome litterbox (in pearlized mauve) but, acting on a tip from the fabulous MooCow, installed a hook and eye security system on the closet door so i can come and go as i please. kiddo can only watch - her box raiding days are over (isobel doesn't seem interested in any of this - all she wants to do is lay in the sun on the balcony). Brilliant! mom and dad were a little concerned as they had to move my box from the bathroom - i guess they thought i was too set in my ways to change and they kept trying to coax me into the closet to make sure i could fit through the opening - i'm not THAT husky, thank you very much. they eventually left me alone and this morning i left a little gift for mom to reassure her...

Welcome to the LitterDome

well they've finally given in - today i'm getting a new litter box with a retractable roof - my current open air model is a little too, shall we say, dog friendly. i've been telling them this ever since the dawn of time, but do they listen? i suspect the final straw may have had something to do with the night kiddo jumped on the bed, after a particularly fruitful litter box raid, and licked dad's face - then dad waking up to find dried, smeared kitty gritty in his whiskers. dogs are sick. so, without even voting on a bond issue or instituting a sales tax hike, my box is receiving some serious upgrades - i can only conclude that the funding for this little community service is coming from the sale of the naming rights - i'd better have final approval on this - the last thing i want is to have to take care of my personal and private business in a place called VIAGRA Box or the Haliburton Dome...

Can't Find You Haiku

Trapped, locked downstairs; "hey -
in the basement" i can hear
dogs touching my stuff

Haiku for Moo

boddhistava moo
so wise so clean handsome too
my heart goes thump thump

Blue Haiku

slobber coats my ears;
full bowl a fond memory
who did i piss off?

Haiku You

books say pup explores
with her mouth; first lesson is
cat's teeth are bigger

couldn't we just have gotten a stairmaster?

ridiculous. dad thinks the non-stop harassment i've been receiving from "kiddo" is good for me - he is under the obviously mistaken impression that i am somehow in need of "exercise" because i am "overweight". hellooo...earth to daddy...zaftig is in, baby, i got junk in my trunk - thas' right - you jes' jealous of this wagon i'm draggin'...

Malodorous

THIS HOUSE SMELLS LIKE DOG!

they did it to me again...

it has become apparent to me that this new pup not some sort of irritating, Icy-Hot induced hallucination and is here to stay...and so to quote the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "you know of course, this means war."