March 25th 2012 2:08 pm
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I's upset. Mama is UNFAIR! She treat me like a lil kitten. I's NOT a lil kitten. I'sa big boy. I's a'mos' 1 year o'd.
I telled ya that I likes goin ona balcony wif mama. NOW, mama say I can on'y goes ona balcony wif my harness & leash on! Is NOT FAIR! Ingen don' hasta wear a harness. Lil Bear don' hasta wear a harness. Why I hafta wear a harness & LEASH?! Jus' cuz I likes ta clime ona railing er run up the post. Is what kittens does. I not bein' bad. I can' he'ps myself. Mama say I skeers her. I don' unnerstan' why it skeer her. I not gonna fall er nuffin. SHEESH--I not a lil kitten.
Now, efurtime I wansta go out wif mama--I gotsa wear my harness. I hates it. Is too tite. I can't run & jump & climb. I can barely breave is so tite. (**from Jen--It is not. I can fit my whole hand in it!) When mama goes to the door, I waits to go out wif her. She show me my harness an' I 'cide I don' wanna go ou'side. Sumtimes tho, I jus' hasta go out, so I lets her put the harness on.
Nummer 2 reason I's upset wif mama. SHE LEAFS ME fur long times. She puts on these clothes I nefur seed b'fore (**my uniform) an' she goes way. Is on'y us furs by ourselfs (our roommate is house sitting). Mama, where you goin'? She say she goin' to work. Wha'sat? I ask Ingen an she jus' tell me don' worry, Jen a'ways come back. But, Why mama gotsa leaf fur long times? She nefur leafed me like this b'fore. Mama say she gotsta work so's she can buys me treats & foods & litter stuffs. She buyed 'em b'fore an' dinnit leafs me. I don' likes mama workin. I likes when she home to play wif me & snuggle wif me & where I can sees her alla times.
OH ana nummer 3 reason I's upset wif mama--she gots out a skeery noisy thing today. I HATES IT! You knows what I's talkin' 'bout--the VACUUM! Me & Ingen & lil Bear goes an' hide ina bedroom. You know what she did? She bringed it ina bedroom! So, we all gotsa run 'way an' hides sumwhere else. Is a loud skeery thing, that vacuum. Why we gotsta have one? All it does is skeers us furs an' make more works fur us. Now we gotsta start sheddin' like crazy so's a floors smell good 'gain.
Okay, I's done fur now. Bein' upset wears a kitty out. I gonna go snuggles an' nap.
Mommy gonna bring that monster out here too! Wow! you getta go out! I wanna, but everytime momma try and put the harness on me, I am running.
Oh, Novu!! You know about work!! Daddy did that too, remember? and he had the big noisy thing too!! You used to try and attack it!!
It'll be ok. Momma Jen loves you. Just listen to Ingen. It'll be ok
Novi you know what we went through to find Ingen again. Be a good boy, lil or big, just be a good boy! Don't make me come over there and flap you with my big wings. MOL
OH OH NOVI~! I know's 'xactly how ya'z feel~! I went out fur da first time yesterday 'n had a leash on~! I not like it, I wanna go fast 'n dey not let me~!! Now mommy gonna get me a harness too~ So I can go outside wif all da boys~!! Poohey, Why can't I roam like dey does? Coz I lil her sez~! Iz not safe, her sez!!! I know, my mommy goes 'n leaf's us too 'n MILO sez her come back, her does but I miss her too~! Ya know, Novi, we can always run 'way 'n hide~!! Giggles~! We might grab Fearless 'n Spot 'n Gris too~! Let's get all da secondary kids together 'n vamooooos dis joint~!
Oh yeah, mom jus' sez, MALLEE be a good gurl~! Gee, do I haf too~???
Love 'n kitty nudges,
I'll be 1 too next month~!!!
Concats on being a DDP today, way to go, I hope you have a pawtastic day.
I agree with all three of those reasons! And you know what Novi? They never stop treating us like the babies. I'm 7 and mommy still calls me her baby boy. I'm a great big ferocious mancat and she still calls me her baby boy. Sigh... mommies...
They tried to put the harness and leash on me, too, but I got freaked out and escaped!!! The Mama was so upset, she said "That's it! I'm not going to take you again EVER!" But, to tell you the truth, I don't think I really need to be anywhere but the cattery. When the others go out for a walk, I watch, but I don't try to get out when they come back; I jump back out of the way, in case they change their minds about taking me! But we can pretend to escape...hmmm... sounds like the beginnings of a story...
Oh, and Happy DDP - almost forgot!
Happy DDP little man. Having a leash and harness isn't bad. Mom says I look adorable in mine. I'm sorry your Mom has to go away.
My son...the DDP!!! I's a proud Momma today!!!
I'sa happy lil PIP (tha's what mama call me). I'sa DDP today. YAY, GO ME!!!
I see Ingen needs to teach you humility!!. Gypsy taught Sweetie that...the HARD way!! (mol)