Toby's Diary

Cat of the Week

November 20th 2012 10:44 pm
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When my mum told me I didn't believe her. It is such an honour. I feel all squiggly inside. In the e-mail it said I have control of the Scratching Post so I hereby declare and decree that all cats can sharpen their claws as much as they like! (I was worried that one or two of my friends no longer have claws but mum says as it's a virtual scratching post they can sharpen their virtual claws so it will be OK.)

I think Cat of the Week should get lots of extra loving so I woke my mum up nice and early so she could get plenty of stroking in before she goes to work. Actually Cat of the Week people should really stay home and honour their cat but mum says she's on a course so she can't.

I am always fascinated by the crazy things my mum learns - never useful stuff like 'Advanced Snuggling Skills' or even 'How Not to Pick the Food in Gravy Even When it's on Special Offer!'

"Go on then. What is it this time?"

"Project Management"

"What's that?"

"You have a large thing you need to do that is new and other people have to help and it's how you plan and track it."

"Is that not the same as when you learnt Strategy?"

To be fair to mum she did try and explain the difference but first my eyes got tired and then my ears and I fell asleep dreaming of a project that would teach Smudge to leave little cats alone!!

 
 

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Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

November 20th 2012 at 11:26 pm

I think I'd fall asleep too! You should hear the things my daddy talks about doing - tax planning and YAWN YAWN YAWN!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

November 21st 2012 at 12:13 am

Congratulations on being cat of the week!! That's so pawsome!!
Purred by: Toby (Catster Member)

November 21st 2012 at 12:56 am

Thank you Monida - I was so excited - I have the e-mail but they haven't put my picture up yet. I hope they remember to do it soon or my week will be over! Purrs Toby
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

November 21st 2012 at 8:30 am

I think your mom is learning how to manage YOU! Concats on your COTW honor; can't wait to see your pic on the home page!
Purred by: Penelope (Catster Member)

November 21st 2012 at 8:15 pm

Huge Concats on the Cat of the Week honor! After all those DDP honors (completely earned), I'm not surprised you've been chosen. Enjoy your week in the spotlight!
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

November 22nd 2012 at 9:42 am

ConCATS on being cat of the week dear Toby.
*scratch scratch scratch*
I just had to use your virtual scratching pole. I love scratching on the corner of the bed even though I don't have my front claws!
Don't worry Toby, they'll put your picture up soon. The same happened to the wonderpurr Miss Zoey. You are just an undercover cat of the week now.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

November 22nd 2012 at 9:45 am

We wish you a wonderpurr week, dear Toby. Make sure you get plenty of extra treats and ear scritches.
Big projects that you need another cat's help with:
talking Mom into giving us more food. When only one of us asks we don't get any more. But if we both go and beg, then Mom thinks, hmm maybe you guys really are still hungry. Mission accomplished!


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