Toby's Diary

My mum is jealous of me

July 3rd 2012 10:41 pm
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It's too rainy to be outdoors this morning so I've been amusing myself indoors. Sometimes I'll be strolling along when I'll see a tasty snack just lying there waiting to be eaten. Or is it? It could be a corner of a treat that Josie didn't quite finish or a little bug or other good thing or it could be a little stone off mum's shoe or a scrap of plastic off a wrapper that mum didn't see fall or other bad thing. One way to find out - munch it.

Mum is jealous of my ability to find snacks on what she thought was clean carpet so when she sees me chewing nowhere near a food bowl she grabs me, "What are you eating? Spit it out!" and that happened this morning only I was able to swallow fast so mum will never know.

"Don't blame me if you get poorly sick from eating that", she said but I won't.

And her other reason for being jealous is me being a Diary Pick of the Day. "Did you ever get picked?" I asked her. I know the answer to that question and that's why I especially enjoy asking it. She looked at me. "I expect I'm your Pick of the Day though, aren't I Toby?"

"Most days" I answered and then could see from her face that was the wrong answer but some days she takes me to the vet or gives me flea treatment and some days my other friends visit and bring treats and new toys and they would be my pick. How to get out of this one? I thought fast. "Some days it's Josie."

Good answer Toby! Good thinking. But I think I had best give her a moment to think about that one while I face the rain and I'm sure she'll have mellowed by the time I get back.

 
 

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Purred by: ZACK (Catster Member)

July 3rd 2012 at 10:59 pm

MOL!! You are always so funny, Toby! Catgrats on your DDB honor!!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

July 4th 2012 at 2:27 am

Congrats on the DDP!
Purred by: Novi--DIT #49 (Catster Member)

July 4th 2012 at 10:42 am

GOOD THINKIN' TOBY! Don' wantsa hurt the mama's feelin's. CONCATS ON BEING A DDP!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

July 4th 2012 at 2:59 pm

You make me nervous, Toby. Sometimes I think you're a little too sassy to your mum. Good thing she loves you so much.


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