March 25th 2013 5:24 pm
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Geez! Zach started his diary today saying he was speechless. Speechless!!!! Can you believe that and changing his name to who's your Daddy!!!! Really! Mom always says Men are little boys in grown up bodies. I believe it.
So then he went on talking about Tink and how she is supposed to be his future geriatric girlfriend but now he mentions his new retirement plan to put Tink, Skit and Calista in a nice home next door to his. Get this....in Florida! He says they can be "His Golden Girls" like he's Hugh Hefner. I quote him word for word...."After a long day of goofing off, watching skirts and playing 18 holes of golf on the course named after me, I will walk in to see which of my golden girls one the daily lottery to make me dinner. When I walk in, she will be standing there with a red apron on, holding a seafood casserole in one hand and a Martini in the other. I will be the remote holder and never have to watch chick flicks. They will just sit there and rub my feet and adore me. I will give them in return, the world!"
Now he's having Mom make him a video glorifying himself!!!!!
Can you believe that egotistical bleep! Good Lord you would have thought he just one a Golden Globe or something. AND he thanks he's the best looking cat here now! Are you kidding me! I have auburn hair and green eyes!
As happy as I am for him, I must plead with you not to egg this on. Girls I know, I know but please don't.
No, please ladies daunt all you want.
I will tell you this, Zoe exaggerated a little in her diary. I'm not that bad.
Zach, buddy, you better read my diary or take the risk of them revoking your COTW. And, uh, YES!, it would be the first time in this century!!!
Sounds like SOMEFUR needs some torit smackety paw!!
Boys will be boys, we have a house full of them! MOL!
He needs to be shown our paws once in a while
i think the Nat Cat and I are perfect for the job
Waaaaait a minute...my Calendar says April 1st is NEXT Monday! MOL! -Zoe you poor girl, listen'in to that litter-fodder all day long. Doesn't he realize he's play'in with a cougar here?
Tink and Skit, maybe we should let him put us up in a house in Florida. We could have girl's night every night and lock him out while we drink all of his Dom Perignon and eat his caviar! MOL!
Ladies, Zach and I promised to be each other's Future Geriatric relationship IF we find ourselves, someday, old and alone. He knows until then, I'm OUT!
I just assumed he'd have a fling with Calista for some years, then marry Skittles someday, THEN we'll see! And believe me, I got the best of this deal - he won't be able to see anymore and I'll only have to wash that spot on the top of his head that he keeps missing!
While we're talking: does anybuddy know why boykitties ALWAYS miss that spot?
He doesn't know what he's wishing for does he?
Maybe I should be happy that I'm the only one in my family who has ever been COTW (or DOTW for that matter.)
Okay, here's an idea: we pool our(Zach's) resources, and throw into the kitty anything we receive from Zach - so Calista, under this particular scenario, the "love at first sight" girl, would throw in nothing and do most of the work, but she'd be free to do anything for the rest of her life. Skittles, the "in it for the long run" girl, would throw in the divorce settlement, and have to listen to it all. She'd require a prenup, she's the youngest of the three of us so she still looks good, and he's in middle age by the time they marry, so she can still last for some years afterward.
As for me, I give you guys both a spacious place to retire to in Florida, and do the least work.
"First Wives Club" was good...
for ladies who can't PLAN!
Think about it.
And NOBODY tell Zach. (Don't worry, he doesn't ever read Zoe's diary!)
MOL! And we could still use the: "Don't get angry, get everything" quote as our motto. -Cause you know he'd be "watch'in the skirts" at his "Who's Your Daddy" golf-club!
Hey, I love the guy to death but I cant say I don't blame you girls a bit. Hes a player and always has been! Tinks plan is not bad, not bad at all.
Jez, be glad he introduced you to a good solid guy like Jasper. Your free.... Even though I know he still adores you too.
Seeing I'll probably be down in Florida with you, girls night every night sounds good to me.
MOL! Zoe! He iz jus' havin' a beeg fun time! :D
Your right Platelicker, he is just having fun with his new fame. He knows it's short lived. But he's dreaming.
I guess we should be happy he hasn't drove up in a new sportscar.
MOL! A red convertible no less, with his black'n'white fur rippling in the wind... MOL!
You're right Platelicker. But bragging like that is begging for a teasing! -Just can't resist fooling with him.
You can count on me, Zoe! (He didn't even MENTION me in his little fantasy scenario! That's it - we are definitely OVER, Mr. Who's Your Daddy!!!) snicker...
Sleep face it, you will always be crazy about Zach till you find the right guy. I know i haven't forgotten Teddy Bearz.
Calista, you should have sen him, he was a gorgeous greyish brown tabby with green eyes like me. I miss him. Oh and yes I could see Zach in a red convertible corvette.