Zoes secret dreams made public

OMC! Could his head get any bigger!

March 25th 2013 5:24 pm
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Geez! Zach started his diary today saying he was speechless. Speechless!!!! Can you believe that and changing his name to who's your Daddy!!!! Really! Mom always says Men are little boys in grown up bodies. I believe it.

So then he went on talking about Tink and how she is supposed to be his future geriatric girlfriend but now he mentions his new retirement plan to put Tink, Skit and Calista in a nice home next door to his. Get this....in Florida! He says they can be "His Golden Girls" like he's Hugh Hefner. I quote him word for word...."After a long day of goofing off, watching skirts and playing 18 holes of golf on the course named after me, I will walk in to see which of my golden girls one the daily lottery to make me dinner. When I walk in, she will be standing there with a red apron on, holding a seafood casserole in one hand and a Martini in the other. I will be the remote holder and never have to watch chick flicks. They will just sit there and rub my feet and adore me. I will give them in return, the world!"

Now he's having Mom make him a video glorifying himself!!!!!

Can you believe that egotistical bleep! Good Lord you would have thought he just one a Golden Globe or something. AND he thanks he's the best looking cat here now! Are you kidding me! I have auburn hair and green eyes!

As happy as I am for him, I must plead with you not to egg this on. Girls I know, I know but please don't.

 
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 5:30 pm

No, please ladies daunt all you want.

I will tell you this, Zoe exaggerated a little in her diary. I'm not that bad.
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 6:25 pm

Zach, buddy, you better read my diary or take the risk of them revoking your COTW. And, uh, YES!, it would be the first time in this century!!!
Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 7:22 pm

Sounds like SOMEFUR needs some torit smackety paw!!
Purred by: Mrs. Murphy DG#22 (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 7:37 pm

Boys will be boys, we have a house full of them! MOL!
Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 9:25 pm

He needs to be shown our paws once in a while

i think the Nat Cat and I are perfect for the job
MOL!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 9:46 pm

Waaaaait a minute...my Calendar says April 1st is NEXT Monday! MOL! -Zoe you poor girl, listen'in to that litter-fodder all day long. Doesn't he realize he's play'in with a cougar here?

Tink and Skit, maybe we should let him put us up in a house in Florida. We could have girl's night every night and lock him out while we drink all of his Dom Perignon and eat his caviar! MOL!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 9:55 pm

Ladies, Zach and I promised to be each other's Future Geriatric relationship IF we find ourselves, someday, old and alone. He knows until then, I'm OUT!
I just assumed he'd have a fling with Calista for some years, then marry Skittles someday, THEN we'll see! And believe me, I got the best of this deal - he won't be able to see anymore and I'll only have to wash that spot on the top of his head that he keeps missing!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 9:57 pm

While we're talking: does anybuddy know why boykitties ALWAYS miss that spot?
Purred by: Czar DB#179c (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 10:16 pm

He doesn't know what he's wishing for does he?
Purred by: Crouton DB # 179A (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 10:16 pm

Nope.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 10:26 pm

Maybe I should be happy that I'm the only one in my family who has ever been COTW (or DOTW for that matter.)
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 10:28 pm

Okay, here's an idea: we pool our(Zach's) resources, and throw into the kitty anything we receive from Zach - so Calista, under this particular scenario, the "love at first sight" girl, would throw in nothing and do most of the work, but she'd be free to do anything for the rest of her life. Skittles, the "in it for the long run" girl, would throw in the divorce settlement, and have to listen to it all. She'd require a prenup, she's the youngest of the three of us so she still looks good, and he's in middle age by the time they marry, so she can still last for some years afterward.
As for me, I give you guys both a spacious place to retire to in Florida, and do the least work.
"First Wives Club" was good...
for ladies who can't PLAN!
Think about it.
And NOBODY tell Zach. (Don't worry, he doesn't ever read Zoe's diary!)
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

March 25th 2013 at 11:08 pm

MOL! And we could still use the: "Don't get angry, get everything" quote as our motto. -Cause you know he'd be "watch'in the skirts" at his "Who's Your Daddy" golf-club!
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 26th 2013 at 2:08 am

Hey, I love the guy to death but I cant say I don't blame you girls a bit. Hes a player and always has been! Tinks plan is not bad, not bad at all.

Jez, be glad he introduced you to a good solid guy like Jasper. Your free.... Even though I know he still adores you too.

Seeing I'll probably be down in Florida with you, girls night every night sounds good to me.
Purred by: Platelicker ♥ DB#69 (Catster Member)

March 26th 2013 at 4:38 pm

MOL! Zoe! He iz jus' havin' a beeg fun time! :D

Huggs,
Platelicker
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 26th 2013 at 5:46 pm

Your right Platelicker, he is just having fun with his new fame. He knows it's short lived. But he's dreaming.

I guess we should be happy he hasn't drove up in a new sportscar.
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

March 26th 2013 at 10:40 pm

MOL! A red convertible no less, with his black'n'white fur rippling in the wind... MOL!

You're right Platelicker. But bragging like that is begging for a teasing! -Just can't resist fooling with him.
Purred by: Sleeper (Catster Member)

March 27th 2013 at 6:59 am

You can count on me, Zoe! (He didn't even MENTION me in his little fantasy scenario! That's it - we are definitely OVER, Mr. Who's Your Daddy!!!) snicker...
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

March 27th 2013 at 9:58 am

Sleep face it, you will always be crazy about Zach till you find the right guy. I know i haven't forgotten Teddy Bearz.

Calista, you should have sen him, he was a gorgeous greyish brown tabby with green eyes like me. I miss him. Oh and yes I could see Zach in a red convertible corvette.

 

Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2


 

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