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Deep Thoughts with Dylan

Under the bed is the place for me!

As my brother Bob probably mentioned, Mom's duplex is being sold and there are all these invaders coming in. Bob follows them to protect us, but I like to get under the bed and wait until. It's all over. Once everyone is gone, Mom will call me out from under the bed and tell me everything is okay. Then I come out and we get some treats and playing to help relax us. Mom says not to worry it will be over soon and we will have a whole new place to live. Meanwhile, I will be under the bed if anyone needs me.

Bathroom Police

It is my duty as the official bathroom policecat of this house to make sure no individual enters or occupies the bathroom without a chaperone. Without proper supervision the bathroom can be a downright dangerous place. When someone approaches the bathroom it is my job to beat them into the bathroom and make sure the room is secure, no matter how much I trip them. It is them my duty to stare at them as the use the facilities, if they are in danger, I even sit on their feet and sit outside the shower and wait for them to finish. Once their bathroom mission is complete it is up to me to inspect the shower by walking through to be sure everything is as it should be and watching the toilet flush to make sure everything is where it is supposed to be. Once the occupant has left the bathroom I am able to relax slightly and lay by the door until I am completely sure they are not going to come back in. It is a difficult and dangerous job, but it is my duty to protect all who enter the bathroom and I will remain ever vigilant in my quest to assure the safety of all who enter.

I do what I have to do to get my way!

I hate it when Mom leaves for work in the morning, in order to show her that, I like to knock things down. Wednesday I knocked down Mommoms tin of cookies and they went all over. As Mom was cleaning them up I rubbed against her to tell her I didn't want her to go. Thursday I knocked down a full cup of soda. As Mom was cleaning that up, I rubbed up against her to tell her I didn't want her to go. They think they're so smart deciding not to leave any open cup out, so Friday I knocked down the paper plates, napkins and plastic cups. Just because it's not a full cup doesn't mean I can't make a mess!!!!