January 27th 2011 6:34 pm
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So, now that I have been tagged by Lacey, I thought about it for awhile, which started to hurt. I thought it would be tough to come up with something, since I'm such an easygoing girl. I surprised myself! So here goes: 5 (only 5?) annoying things about humans, then tag 5 others to answer the same.
1) I'm stealing this one from Siggy, with a slight alteration:
I'm on a tight schedule. Now, we all know Siggy has places-to-be & people-to-see! I however, am on a very tight nap schedule. If I am late for a nap, that time MUST be made up for somewhere else! Does she NOT get that???
2) Mom, I do my OWN manicures. Dis is why you spend da money for da cat-scratcher couches, & da cat-scratcher posts, & da cat-scratcher houses, and da furnitures, and da closet doors, and da carpeting. Leave my claws alone!
3) My mom has ADD, or some other horrible psychiatric disorder. The next two are only two of the freakish things she does that are inexplicably un-right. First, she thinks that occasionally I might like some variety in the foodal area, so she throws in a can or pouch of something like "Filet Mignon" flavor or beef, turkey & cheese flavor. I like fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, or fish. Maybe a seafood-flavor once in a while. Fish, Mom, FISH. C'mon, it's been 3 years.
4) She gives me smooches in 5-quick succession. It's SUPPOSED to go "1-2-3-4-5" smooches just that quick. Sometimes, though, she MYSTERIOUSLY stops at four! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN'.........!
It's like a high-five unmet and your hands is in the air with nothin' to do! I don't know whether to wait, play, or eat, & I certainly can't snuggle in for a nap THAT WAY!
5)We have a friend named Pastor Mike who stops by sometimes to check on us. You'll hear more about him in the future in my diary, because there's nothing better to a cat than somebody who's not a cat person! We can smell 'em comin'! It's like they are wearing a giant target-mark! Okay, so Pastor Mike always comes in wearing a BEAUTIFUL outfit - black Dockers with a black reverend-collared shirt. He always says, "Hello, Tink" the same way Seinfeld used to say "Hello, Newman"(I hope SOME of you know what I am talking about!) So, I with my beautiful blue-tabby fur, which is made up of banded hairs that are silver, gray and white, RUB up against him & purr & jump in his lap & purr & roll over & purr & jump down and rub all over his pants legs & purr, until he begins to resemble......ME! I think he looks STUNNING this way, and what else is black for? He also leaves and anyone else who sees him will LOVE him because he looks like a cat aficionado! Also, he is a dog-person, so I try to leave a scent so THEY will have an exciting moment in their day! This is a FAVOR! So even though it annoys me the way he says "Hello, Tink", I provide him with a wonderful example of love & sweetness! Just like Jesus, methinks....
Sorry this is so long, but I was going to introduce you guys to Pastor Mike tonight anyway, so this will count as the first installment.
So now I am tagging:
Nikolai - Dreamboat #24
Wilson J. Scooter
Don't know if you've been tagged yet...also, I'll say that I'm willing to be tagged again if you need an extra, but I really want to hear from others. I think I'd like to hear what DA TABBIES or some other angels would say. Do they like humans better now???
As Always, prrrrp, Tink
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*I* am too young to know about Sinfield but Mommy remembers "Hello, Newman" so she explained it to me and I think its funny that Pastor Mike says "Hello, Tink" to you that way, MOL. You get him with your silvery stripy fur.
You're a PA Kitty too ! CoooooL
Yeah, yeah... The NAP time is sacred.. Woe be to the human who does not observe and obey the "Nap Time Doctrine"
MoL ~ About Pastor Mike... Black is THE perfect colour. Light coloured fur clings to it and looks like "lint" ~ Grey brown or medium colour fur makes a "dingy" look.
I just loooove those black clothed folks who visit. ALL the better if they're "not cat people"
My unfur-aunt used to have a (gasp) German Shorthair Pointer doggy who used to love cars. When she saw and open car door she jumped in right with peeps. My aunt said it was a good thing that those police officers actually liked dogs. They got to wear her white and brown on their uniforms that day.