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I Crashed My New Red Shoe!

September 23rd 2012 1:40 pm
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Be careful cats and learn a lesson from your pal Rumpy Bump.

I meant no harm. I was just out for a bit of fun with the Boyz. I did all the right things. I ate a good meal of Pops Chicken and some Mariners Catch. I did not suck up the Nip. I was pacing myself.

Then that Buddy! He goads me with "What-chu waitin fur der Rumperz? Da next Icer Ager? Come'on and lets do sum NIP DOOD!"

So I started doing more and more Nip. It was all in fun. We were all cats of age, right? I mean whats a little Nip?

The last thing I remembered was being on top of the couch singing with Toby about lost Tomcat love. Then there I was. Shoe upside down. Me in a daze. The laces were all out.

Pops came and got me. I did not have much to say. He came home and took the laces out of the shoe. He asked me if I was happy with how things ended up.

Please furgive me. Sorry Pops. Sorry all my fellow cats. From now on I am going to... what?

Buddy: "Yo Rumpers! Yoo wanna get some Nip?"

Be Right there Buddy! Hold on let me get the Shoe!

Later!
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots

 
Purred by: Izadore (Izzie) (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 1:50 pm

Hey, Rumpy Bump. We have BEEN THERE! And gotten into much trouble for it. I got some nip once and went after my sisfur Delilah. Still don't know what got into me. Mom didn't believe me when I said I was sorry. Either did Delilah. Haven't had it since. Boo, hiss!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 4:50 pm

MOL MOL!
Purred by: Orange Ruffy (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 5:35 pm

We get Nip a few times...not big on it. Must be cause Mom is a Substance Abuse Counselor. She lets us have it once in awhile. The BUB likes it. Bella liked it, Smokieboo does...but as for the rest of us, it's take it or leave it. Glad it was good dude.
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 5:40 pm

Anything can happen under the influence of nip!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 10:20 pm

I crave the nip...I eat it!

Pipo, well, he gives it a sniff and gets all bugged out. MOL! But we do not have as much fun with it as you do, Rumpy!
Purred by: Platelicker ♥ DB#69 (Catster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 6:56 am

Gotta love tha nip! :D

Huggs,
Platelicker

 

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