March 24th 2013 12:13 pm
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Golly-Gee-Whiskers cats we had a grand Caturday.
So let me fill you in.
We love Caturday as Pops can be with us a whole lot. We have morning treats, play time, then, of course, time fur a bit of snooze. A cat needs his energy you know. I had really gone down hard. Deep into the snooze was I. Just as my dream went to the part where I am King of he World... Huh... What?
What was that noise? I look around and... Where is every cat? I look at Pops and he is looking back into the kitchen. Hey! What gives Cats? So I get up to see what is up.
There are the Three Little Kittens sitting like statues.
Looks like Some Cat needs to Take Charge. Timmy Top Tomcat of Course!
HEY YOU! WHO IS THAT OUT THERE! Come out and fight like a TomCat!
YEAH YOU! YOU HEAR ME! This is BUTTONS!
Buddy, where did Buttons go?
Buddy: He'z thinkin dey comin so he got goin!
HEY YOU GIT! YES YOU! GIT-OUTTA-HERE!
Well I think who ever it was is gone now.
Calling All Cats, Calling All Cats, All Clear, All Clear!
Goodness. All that for just a visiting cat. Can I get back to sleep now.
So there you have it. Quite a Caturday. I wonder what would have happened if we had a Hippopotamus visit? I wonder...
Wow, how exciting! Good that you were there to take charge, Timmy. Do you think maybe it was the Easter Bunny?
The Legend of Timmy Tomcat's Caturday
Timmy Top Tomcat took himself a nap,
Then there was a noise and he said, "What's that?"
He took a look around and he saw he was alone,
He thought, "Weren't there more kitties here? Wait! Hold the phone!"
There are three little kittens like statues on the dresser,
Now four little kittens like statues on the dresser,
Staring at the window, but there's an air condishner -
Something's on the other side, but none of them could see,
He thought, "Either it's a monster or a kitty bully!"
"Who can move the dishner?" he yelled, feeling the pressure,
But the four little kittens just stared from the dresser.
Buttons cried, "Git outta here!", but then he disappeared,
and the other three said, "Just wait a minute here!
None of us can move the dishner - it's a heavy thing!
But we know YOU can push it out without making a ding!"
So Timmy climbed up as close as he could get,
And he yelled, "Hey, you, now git, Git, GIT!"
He didn't push the dishner in case it was a monster,
Cuz then they'd all be kitty soup for a kitten connoisseur.
Timmy climbed high enough to peer through the window,
He thought, "Well I think the monster got scared and is gone now."
They all sat quietly on the dresser in fear,
then Timmy got up and he cried, "All CLEAR!"
He went back to his nest, and he thought as he sat,
"That noise was a meow - IT WAS JUST ANOTHER CAT!
It's a very good thing I was taking a nap,
So I could think quickly and know how to act!"
So he snuggled in once again and got all cozy,
Then pretty soon he's out again and all sleepy-dozy,
Dreaming, "What a good Caturday, with Pops at home,
We've done some of everything, and I'm NEVER ALONE!"
Furry clevfur, too!
Maybe there was a burd in there, that happened once to meowmy...and a bat another time, UGH!
Great tail, Timmy, you are a great protector...MOL!
MOL! You did a great job of taking charge!
Hey! Next time we'll come over and help you rout that guy! Specially if there's chicken at the end!!!
Tink...ah, the poetress! you are sooo talented!
Whoa! what a Caturday! It will defintely go down in history as THat Carturday.
Love the poem Tink! It was catastic.