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My new job

December 2nd 2010 7:48 am
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So I have a new job now. My first priority and job is to be guard kitty of the house. Whenever I hear someone coming up the stairs or even talking in the stairway, I growl. I'm momma's alarm system. But I have a new job that I REALLY love!!! I'm a massager! At least once a day, maybe 2 times a day, I jump up on bed and start my purring machine and get my concentration ready.

I look at momma and signal her that I want to give her a massagy. She gets in the bed, under a few covers so I don't rip her apart with my nails of steel, and it begins. Ohmmmmmmm, ohmmmmmm! I concentrate real hard, my eyes get big and black and I start walking up and down momma and purrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrrr. My feeties go up and down, back and forth all around. Sometimes I slip and slide all over her, she thinks it's funny but I'm busy working, no time for laughing!

I'll go all the way from her toes to her head and boy I'll be concentrating so hard I'm hypnotizing her with my big eyes when I look at her. Hmmmm, maybe I should be making some hypnotic suggestions while I'm there. "You will give me catnip, you will give me toys, you will give me nom noms!" Yup, I think I'll do that next time.

Sometimes I do this for a half an hour! She loves it, she just lies there and enjoys it. She'll lay there and let me do it as long as I want to! Isn't my momma helpful? I feel the need to knead! Then when I'm done, I jump off the bed and she says "thank you honey! that was wonderful" and comes and gives me big kisses. I say I have the bestest job in the world! What a great life I have!

 
Purred by: Wendy C

December 2nd 2010 at 8:55 am

Thats great! I will have to try that with my Mommie! Your a very good kitty!

Hugz and purrs, Sassy
Purred by: Mr D - D'boat #19 (Catster Member)

December 2nd 2010 at 1:23 pm

She is so lucky, you are a sweetie
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

December 2nd 2010 at 7:27 pm

I'd definitely be making those hypnotic suggestions if I was you.
Purred by: BK (Catster Member)

December 3rd 2010 at 9:11 am

Mom wants to know if you could teach ME that?! She said she could use a massage.
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

December 5th 2010 at 7:11 am

I'd be happy to teach all of you massagee lessons. Course I haven't been doing it the last couple of days now, momma says I jinxed it by talking about it.

 

Lacey


 

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