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October 7th 2011 6:39 pm
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I've been so furry busy decorating with blankets and such that I haven't had time to go online! Everything's been quiet here since I stopped talking like a pirate and I'm not sure I like it.

My diet food has been going well and mama's been trying to weigh me. She says the scale hasn't been cooperating so she doesn't know if I'm still fat (how rude!). I like my crunchies though and that's what matters to me.

It's been cold here and the warm stove thing has been kicking on once in awhile. I'm a little scared of it but it's so nice and warm when it's on that I don't mind too much.

Sparky!

 

Moth eater!

September 27th 2011 3:25 pm
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So I'm no longer talking like a pirate. I liked it so much I spoke like a pirate for a whole week. The hooomans finally intervened and said, "Sparggggky, we can appreciate your pirate life, but we're tired and want you to go back." At first I was miffed, but then I realized that it is a lot of extra work being a pirate, what with having to find booty all the time and all.

So now I'm back to normal and today there was even a moth in the house! Mama said it was there since last night but I'm far sighted so sometimes I can't see very well. Anyway, when I finally saw the moth I jumped up to get it. it fell behind me and mama said, "Sparky, it's right behind you!" I still didn't see it (apawrently I need glasses) so she put me in front of it and then it flew away.

Anyhoo, I finally got it and BAM! killed it right on the white curtains. Mama wasn't happy but at least I got a tasty treat.

Sparky!

 

Crunchies, arggggh!

September 20th 2011 6:27 pm
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Me likes talkin' like a pirate so much, eye'm talkin' like one all week, yea' mi mateys.

I put a clamp on the captors feeding me crap wet food and today the mancaptor brought home the booty. I said, it's about time lurch that ye brought home the crunchy goodness. There be no more left at this time cause they were mighty good, arggghhhh.

Sparggggggggky!

 

Arrghhhhh!

September 19th 2011 4:13 pm
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Thankee to my mateys fur all the pirate flags to get mi in the mood to talk like a pirate and not a land lubber. Arghhh!

To celebrate I dragged lots of booty around the house t'day like my bear, Duckie and a human blanket bigger than ye favorite pirate - (that be me).

Happy Talk like a Pirate Week!

Argggg,

Sparky!

 

Decorating up a storm

September 14th 2011 4:34 pm
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Oh my, I got a pirate flag from an anonymouse source - how exciting! They said it's almost meow like a pirate day, kewl!

Lately I've been busy during the day. When the pawrents come home I leave the Bear stuffed animal on the stairs or guest room. It's cause I'm needy they say and I like to drag things around when I am lonely.

In other mews, after going to the vet my crunchies have disappeared! I don't know where they went but I'm getting this disgusting wet food that I really don't like. I used to eat it every day but once I went to crunchies, going back is pawful.

Mama told me it's only for another few days but I just look at the food and think Yuck! Then she promised me that I'd get crunchies again and that I would love them. Hmmp, hopefully I can believe her.

Sparky!

 

Loong day already

September 10th 2011 9:54 am
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So last night grandmaw came to visit and I was really happy cause I showed off my best behavfffiur to her. When she went up to bed I even laid on her bed and was allll cute and stuff. I slept with her most of the night which is extremely unusual, so she said she was honored. The pawrents rolled their eyes at me cause they said when we have no visitors, I'm mean to them. MOL

But then this morning the trouble started. My carrier came out from the basement and then... I got taken to... the car. And we all know what a car ride means. A trip to the V-E-T!

Oh it was pawful, just pawful. I cried all the way there and then we had to wait cause our V-E-T is always sooooo slow. There was a loose kitty in the waiting room who lives there and he almost got me. He must know I hate other cats but he came right over to me before mama rescued me.

As if that wasn't bad enough, when the V-E-T came in the room I heard that the reason I was at the office was cause I'm fat! Can you believe my hoomans and the vet called me fat? Hello!?!? I'm in the room and I can hear you talking about me! Very rude of them I have to say.

I didn't want to stay on the scale eifurr cause usually I get those shot things at this office. But they kind of got a reading on my and I'm 16.5 pounds which is 40% more than I weighed last year. It's cause my food changed from wet food to crunchies, even though it's the same exact food. So now I have to go on diet food that also keeps the big, bad crystals away.

Even though I didn't get the bad shots, it wasn't a fun visit at all and I hid under the chair most of the time.

Sparky!

 

Tag, you're it!

September 7th 2011 5:45 pm
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I thank the fur who started this game cause yep, there's been lots of serious stuff going on. The pawrents weren't around this weekend cause a hooman went to the Bridge and I'm tired of my furriends going to the bridge too.

Here's the newest tag game so please play! If you're reading this you've been tagged. You just have to answer a few Questions. So please PLAY ALONG, everyfur!

1. Your Meowmy or Dad is asleep and you are furry hungry; You would.....

roll over, they'll wake up eventually and feed me. But I do love my sleeps.

2. You are furry sleepy and are sleeping on a top ledge; Meowmy or Dad would say..........

Sparky's scared again cause he's all the way up there. Huh...


3. You saw a dog who wants to chase something; what's the furry furst thing you would you say or do?

I wanna chase too, especially if it's a squirrel or stupid chippie. If it's another cat, I'll stay right here.

4. Your Meowmy or Dad wants you to stop tearing the furniture. You would...

Turn and look and then start scratching again. Yup, I'm that defiant, MOL!!!!!

5. Your Kitty Kat emergency box, full of fur fashions, is locked. Oh No! You would....

Fur fashions? Not on this cat you don't. I don't even like wearing a collar nevermind fashions!

I hope all my friends will play this fun game.

Sparky!

 

Alll safe!

August 31st 2011 5:08 pm
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We had a tornado in June and I was left by myself which was super scary. Well this time the pawrents said they found out ahead of time and that they would be home for the hurricane Irene that came by our house.

Well they kept their promise and we got some rain and stuff but it wasn't half as scary as the tornado was. I sat on momcat's lap most of the time and you know what? It wasn't that scary! I was a furry good boy and didn't do anything bad.

So the moral of this chinwag, as Ka-zar would say, is that pawrents keep us safe from storms!

My buddy Tate went through these storms too but he said he had his thong on in case they had to swim for it. MOL.

Please purr for our pal Monida who's under the weather, feel better M.

Sparky!

 

The flash!

August 22nd 2011 4:58 pm
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There have been lots of boomers outside lately and I'm purroud to report that even when I was home alone I was good and didn't pee anywhere I wasn't supposed to. The pawrents came home and checked after the storm brought down trees even again. And I was good like I'm supposed 'ta.

Then tonight we were all in the living room and mama thought she was seeing things. She said "did you boys see that?" Well, Papa and I didn't see anything but mama went outside and saw it. There's a neighborhood dog who gets loose sometimes and runs super fast so his owner can't get him. We think his name is Rufus or something and mama says he's nice, but runs so fast and you can never catch him.

Well she saw him and he looked like he was having a good time. I saw him after he ran by and he told me it's a little game he plays with his misses. You could see her on the corner, looking at him, but if she moves, he runs and takes off. Rufus said it's loads of fun.

Sparky!

 

Pawwwrty!

August 16th 2011 5:29 pm
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I was chosen as DDP today! I've been busy pawrttying so I'm furry tired at this hour. So I'll be sleeping on the laundry pile once I'm doing typing.

A huge thank you to Hooch for my ice cream cone, Tate for my manly football (no thong? MOL) and Monida for tossing me the football.

Gotta go sleep this pawrty off, thanks furriends for celebrating with me, you make it fun.

Sparky!

 
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