The Strange Files of Elvin Jones
Blind Item for Page SixNovember 19th 2011 7:56 am[ View A Comments (5) ] What three-legged black and white cat, whose name rhymes with Fartie, keeps getting himself stranded on top of the dryer and loudly howls a seal-in-distress cry until one of the humans “rescues” him? An anonymous insider reports that the other cats are not happy that their access to downstairs is cut off when the humans aren’t home just because this cat hasn’t learned that he can’t jump down from the dryer.
I think the cat whose name rhymes with Fartie needs his own steps just so you all can get some sleep! smartee ?? barty? poe party? hhhmmm.....oh !!! we noe !!!!! tartie !!! I get stuck behind the dryer! It isn't my fault, I can't jump out! I feel ya, Artie! Rhymes with fartie . . . that is a good one, Elvin! MOL - that is pretty funny! |
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November 19th 2011 at 8:17 am