The Strange Files of Elvin Jones

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November 19th 2011 7:56 am
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What three-legged black and white cat, whose name rhymes with Fartie, keeps getting himself stranded on top of the dryer and loudly howls a seal-in-distress cry until one of the humans “rescues” him? An anonymous insider reports that the other cats are not happy that their access to downstairs is cut off when the humans aren’t home just because this cat hasn’t learned that he can’t jump down from the dryer.

 
Purred by: Reebok (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 4:17 pm

I think the cat whose name rhymes with Fartie needs his own steps just so you all can get some sleep!
Purred by: Laura W

November 19th 2011 at 8:01 pm

smartee ?? barty? poe party? hhhmmm.....oh !!! we noe !!!!! tartie !!!
Purred by: Leo Lovebug ♥ (Catster Member)

November 19th 2011 at 9:21 pm

I get stuck behind the dryer! It isn't my fault, I can't jump out! I feel ya, Artie!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 12:34 am

Rhymes with fartie . . . that is a good one, Elvin!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

November 20th 2011 at 9:59 am

MOL - that is pretty funny!

 

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