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Notty Kittens

August 14th 2013 9:56 pm
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Mama sez Peekie and I are notty kittens. Huh?

See, mama boughtened some cool leather roses and a leather covered vase from one of her dearest friends. She thought it would look good in the new campsterer. She tried it out one day when we were all hangin out in the campsterer, but she and daddy forgottened and went outside for a few minutes. When they comed back in, the vase was tippened over with the flowers out on the table. Mama decidered it was not a good idea keepin the flowers in the campsterer, so she bringed em in the house. She knew the Peekster and I would wanna play with em, so she put em WAY up high on the top of the armoire thingie with the TV in it. The top is way over mama's head, and she has to get a stander-on thingie to even reach up there.

Not long after mama put the vase and flowers (with peacock fethers) on the armoire, she found me lookin REAL hard at the flowers WAY up high. She tried to tell me no, but I was so mez-merized that she could not even get my attenshuns. Finally mama stood in front of me so I had to pay attenshuns to her. She told me not to even think bout it... Then mama made one of her famus cat traps with carderboard and duck tape and put it on the phone table by the armoire.

So, the nuther day mama got up and was gonna feed us breakerfust. She saw somethin layin in the hall. When she picked it up, she was confuzed. It was a piece of fake gras stuff. Then she membered where she sawed it last. When mama looked on top of the armoire thingie, there was no vase there. Then she found it layin on the floor, and there were piecers of the stuff that was in it all over in the livin room.

Now mama thinks it was me cuz nobuddy even askewed the cat trap. Peekie can jump but not nearly as good or as high as me. Mama thinks I stood on the phone table seat and jumped straight up right past her cat trap and landed on the top of the armoire. She thinks I aksdently knocked the vase over tryinn to get the peacock fethers out, and she thinks the Peekster and I both played with the stuff after it was down.

I gotta tell ya, mama was pretty mad at us. She yelled and yelled and pointed her finger and kept sayin "notty, notty kittens." She skared Peekie so bad she runned away. I just stood there and looked at her.

The cat trap diss-peared, and so did the rangement with the leather roses. I will hafta keep lookin for the rangement. I am pretty sure it is round here somewhere.

 
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

August 14th 2013 at 11:09 pm

I don't blame you - peacock feathers are tempting.
Purred by: FRANCIS (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 5:57 am

Grammy is amazed at how good you kitties are.....she can't have anything outs like flowers, plants,etc. cause one of us will always get into them. In fact we gets into stuffs anyway, things you wouldn't think a cat would. So your mom is lucky to hsve stuffs outs.
Have a great day Gunnie.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 9:21 am

Who ever heard of leather roses anyway? I think it's good that you got her to throw them out. A cat needs to keep on top of bad decor, and it sounds like you're doing a pawsome job!
Purred by: Teebo - Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 11:26 am

Peacock feathers are the best!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

August 16th 2013 at 9:38 am

Any kind of feather will do it for me.

 

Gunnarr T


 

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