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The Charmin Diaries

Not less of me, but not more either

January 22nd 2010 8:59 pm
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I don't like the whole idea of this diet thing. I want what I want when I want it. And I want food. This morning, Onyx and I put on our best pitiful looks, staring up at Mom from our food dishes, which we'd licked clean in, oh, about 14 seconds. We tried to suck in our cheeks to look emaciated, but our round bellies kind of gave us away.

But she did give us a wee bit more food. She doesn't want us to lose weight too fast. Actually, I haven't lost any weight, but I haven't gained any either. I weigh exactly the same as I dd a month ago when the vet lady said I was a bit tubby. Mom's going to check tomorrow to see if that's OK. I mean, I'm still only 9 and an half months old. Maybe I could use a pound or so more. Please, vet lady. Say I can have another pound.


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