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Time to say good-bye

Last night, I crawled down furom Meowmie's and my bed. Well, I share with Indy and Bootsy. Sometimes Tyke is up there, too. Normally, I may get up to get a drink of water or go take care of business. Not last night. I went to the bottom of the linen closet, I place I went before only 1 time. I went there to escape the terrible ordeal of having to swallow a half pill. Of course, Meowmie found me and dragged me out and pilled me.

Well, I think Meowmie figured out that I want to be let go in my safe and comfortable surroundings. She still argues with herself about this, and has finally figured out that she should just let me be.

To update, I used to be a beautiful, Rubenesque 8 pound girl. A month ago at the v*t's, I was down to 4. I had been having diarrhea until the v*t did blood work and urinalysis. Everything was normal, so I was given Prednisone and my diarrhea cleared up. Beginning this past Tues. I was having very tiny, marble size stools. Maybe in a day, I had two. For the past couple days, I haven't eaten or pooped.

Meowmie weighed my last night and I was down to three and a half pounds. I can barely walk, I am so weak. Meowmie test to see if I could see by putting her finger close to one of my eyes. I didn't blink.

I feel this will be my last diarrhea entry. I won't be keeping up with Catster as an angel. There is only one girl left with Meowmie and the three boys: Bootsy, Tyke and Indy. Of them all, Indy is the smartest. I had been tutoring him to take over for me to be the Catster spokescat. It probably rightfully belonged to Tyke, as he was the first active cat here on Catster. But when I was tutoring the boys, I noticed he and Bootsy were not catching on as quickly. All I had to do with Indy to get beyond his ego and stubbornness was tell him I didn't know why I bothered since he wouldn't be able to learn. He has wanted to prove me wrong. Be patient with him and ever so gently correct his mistakes. He'll be speaking proper Meowbonics in no time.

I am getting too tired to type more and will crawl back to my little hide y-hole in the linen closet. I will miss all of you and my family most of all.

For now

Meowmie is acting weird. Maybe it's da full moon, maybe she got Spring Fever early...I don't know. She won't let mwe take her tempurature and of course, I can't. If I had opposable thumbs, I could get da thermomater and stick it up her bum. Well...if she were sleeping soundly.
Anymews, whatefur. She brought ofur a man and dis humorous article in New Yorker reminds mwe of dat:

New Yorker

Dat's it fur now here.
Meowmie is da one doing infuresting things and I am observing her. Sometimes I laugh! Hoomans, mew know? Sometimes, I feel sorry fur her? Dey just take romances so much harder dan we cats do, mew know?

I've been tagged

Welcome to the latest, 2011, tag.

I've been tagged by Marina in a new game!
Here's what mew do:
List 5 of the most annoying things your humans can do, then tag 5 friends to do the same and put it in their diaries.

1. My walks are too short; Meowmie doesn't let mwe stay out long enough!
2. I haf to meow and meow to get Meowmie to take mwe out in the morning.
3. I don't get fed enough wet food.
4. I haf to listen to Meowmie sing. *rolls eyes*
5. I don't get enough attention. I mean I haf to just about be in her face to get petted.

You can also play if you read this diary! The fun part is getting to choose 5 more kitties to tag!

I am tagging:


1. Bitu –634638
2. Clawdius Maximus-801040
3. Bellsnickles –404481
4. Morticia –602981
5. Twix --828948