Exclusive Catster Interview With Joey, 2007’s World’s Coolest Outdoor Cat Winner

Hey evrybuddy, Skeezix heer. Today I’m interviewing Joey, World’s Coolest Outdoor/Country Cat. That photo of Joey snoozin’ in the berd bath was one of the most unfergittable in last yeer’s Werld’s Coolest Cat Show. So I thot it was appropriate that me and Joey have a talk under the local berdbath.

Skeezix: What was your first reaction when you found out you won the Outdoor/Country Cats category in the 2007 Worlds Coolest Cat Contest?

Joey: I was one stunned Joe! I know I’m cool, but it’s nice to be recognized by other cool cats. First I warped out on the sofa and totally went nuts. Then I warped out in the backyard and totally went bonkers. Then I went to sleep and totally went unconscious.

Skeezix: How did it change your life?

Joey: My coolness is now official. Dude, the pawpawratsy will not leave me alone! I thought about running for President, but I didn’t want to take any votes away from the less deserving.

Skeezix: What was your favorite prize?

Joey: Hmmm…that’s a tough one…they were all just so doggone cool! Cool books, cool Arm & Hammer stuff, cool fleece bed, cool five-pound box of money. Oh. Scratch that last one. The best part of all of it was all the empty boxes. Boxes are cool.

Skeezix: How much time did you practice outside for your winning Outdoors/Country cats photo?

Joey: Practice? Who needs practice? My natural talent for sleeping anywhere just came in handy when I saw the birdbath. I didn’t mean to fall asleep though. I was just there to do a little birdwatching. I swear.

It’s all so cool.

Skeezix: Any tips or pointers youd like to share with this years contestants?

Joey: Be cool.

Skeezix: Are you planning on entering this years contest?

Joey: You bet! My personal photographer says there are one or two pics that almost do me justice. It would be cool to win again, but but I don’t want to take any votes away from the…well, you know…less cool.

P.S. Dude. Nice outfit. Way cool.

Skeezix: Thanks for the cool interview, Joey! It was fun catching up with yoo. Good luck in this yeer’s show!

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