Texts from Mittens: The Kitten Edition


A tiny interloper has made an appearance in Mittens’ world. That’s right — Mom’s sister has a new kitten, and Mittens is certain this means he’s a washed-up has-been. What else could he think when he sees photos of the new little beast on Mom’s phone?

As if the kitten weren’t enough, the dog has found Mitty’s stash of treats, Drunk Patty is dancing with the weed whacker (eye bleach, please), and Stumpy has created a stink. How much stress can a cat handle? How can he be expected to maintain his fancy, pulled-together persona when his entire world is falling apart?

Here are Mitty’s woes, documented.

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Pain and suffering!

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Poor Mittens and his old paws.

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SO not embarrassed!

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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