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Texts from Mittens: The New Year’s Resolutions Edition

By Angie Bailey

, January 2, 2014

Mittens had a fabulous Christmas — and guess what? Santa brought him that fancy fountain he’s been asking for all year long. And he didn’t even have to spend too much up-close-and-personal time with Drunk Patty, although she did momentarily mar his beloved fountain. All in all, a super holiday!

And now the new year is upon our pal Mitty. Of course he’s thinking about resolutions, all of which directly benefit him in one way or another. What did you expect? And he’s currently obsessed with his teeth and convinced he needs feline orthodontia. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. And you can believe Mittens isn’t shy about detailing all of it in a series of texts to his long-suffering human.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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Angie Bailey

Angie Bailey, an award-winning writer, podcaster, and humorist, is the author of Texts from Mittens and Whiskerslist: The Kitty Classifieds. She’s written cat humor for over a decade, and lives in Minneapolis with her fiancé and two cats — Phoebe, a sassy senior and Janet, a teenage kitty with tons of tortitude.

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