Christmas is fast approaching and Mittens is full of angst and worry. And why shouldn’t he be? The carolers are trying to rob his house, Phil the dog’s stocking is WAY bigger than his, and he can’t bear to listen to Drunk Patty’s mucked-up holiday song lyrics one more year.
And who in the world places all kinds of dangly ornaments on a tree and expects a cat not to fully enjoy them? Life is hard for a cat named Mittens, especially around the holidays. What’s he to do except text all about his misfortunes? Why should he have to bear the weight of it all on his own?
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