Texts from Mittens: The Blue Jay Gang Edition

Bad birds plot to get Mittens, mice drive him under the bed, and he's half blind. He must text!

Spring has sprung, and with it comes a feeder full of birds. Normally, Mittens would be out of his mind with excitement, but a gang of Blue Jays has changed that. They have an ominous leader, wear gang colors, and even throw out some pretty intimidating gang signs. If only Mom hadn’t opened those blinds — it’s all her fault. Of course.

And that’s not all. Mom refuses to buy Mittens that designer bag and then threatens to spay him! Can you imagine? Plus, Phil has ruined Mitty’s little monocle, a giant mouse is on the loose, and there’s a situation regarding a wet paw. Once again, there’s never a dull moment in Mittens’ world.










“That mouse was a monster.”










A cat about town.










“I need that bag.”







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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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