Texts From Mittens: The Valentine’s Day Poetry Edition


It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and our pal Mitty is once again considering the perfect gift for his girlfriend, Fiona. He fancies himself the creative sort, so decides to go with a heartfelt poem; however, in typical Mittens fashion, he keeps running into roadblocks. Thank goodness for Mom’s guidance on this one.

Speaking of Mom, she still doesn’t have a date for Valentine’s Day. This is annoying Mittens, because he really wants that candy box he’s sure her date will provide. Do you think Mom will allow Mittens to hop on her online dating profile and assist in the matchmaking process? Of course not.

Mom and Mitty aren’t the only ones with Valentine’s Day troubles — Earl has no girlfriend and Stumpy has too many ladies lined up for the big night. What an anxiety-ridden holiday!

Here’s a further look into this year’s Valentine’s Day Mittens mayhem.



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Mittens Loves Fiona



Too many dates = one stressed Stumpy.



Fiona’s ready for the big day of love.



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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (originated right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to feed them.

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