Today Is National Hairball Awareness Day. No, Really, It's a Thing!
Well, it’s the day you’ve all been waiting for -- It’s National Hairball Awareness Day!
No, really. It is. It’s a day.
National Hairball Awareness Day is a day to not only be aware of hairballs (and how many of us cat owners are not aware of hairballs?), but to spread the word and learn about ways to prevent them.
You've probably seen us posting hairball stories all week. You may have also seen a bunch of other hairball-related things going around the interwebs. We cat people take our hairballs very seriously!
In my house, I have two kitties, and luckily only one of them seems to get the hairballs. I think it's because Pimp's gotten a little older (A little older, okay? Don't tell him I told you he is 14!) and so his fur is a little loose. It just seems to clump out more in his age. When I pet him it comes off in my hands more than it used to, so I can only imagine what his sandpaper tongue is picking up.
At any rate, regular brushing with our fabulous FURminator seems to keep the hairballs down to a dull roar, but when he does get them, they're awful. Break out a roll of paper towels, the carpet cleaner and the vacuum -- and don't think for even one second that you're going to be on time to work. (His hairballs are always perfectly timed for right around 8:35 a.m. and I leave for work at 9.) Also, they're usually mixed with food, which is even more often.
I read somewhere that the typical cat consumes 173 grams of fur in one year, which is about the weight of 30 quarters. That’s a lot of potential hairballs (or food/hairballs as the case may be) on our floors, carpets, and furniture.
Cats spend 30 percent of their time grooming, and hair can’t be digested, so it has to go somewhere (or go out somewhere, as today reminds us). Plus, if you have more than one cat, the amount of hair they each ingest is likely more, because of social grooming.
So, how do we lick this problem once and for all? (That’s my only pun, I promise.) (Unless things get hairy, in which case I’ll probably throw in another.) (Sorry, I promise I won’t cough up any more.)
Oh, forget it. The fur’s really flying now, and there’s no use in avoiding it.
(Note: This is officially the record for most puns and bad clichés I’ve ever used in writing. I am proud. And horrified.)
Back to the subject at hand! Which is hairballs and helping our kitties avoid them. Our kitties don't want them, and we don't want to clean up after them. So, here are a few things you can do to help reduce hairballs in your kitty:
1. Grooming and beautifying
Brushing or combing your kitty often not only make them look pretty or handsome, it also helps get rid of excess pet hair. Less loose hair to lick up equals less hairballs. Simple math!
2. Eat right
We know cats are picky eaters, but several cat food companies make hairball-control varieties of their food. These have special ingredients to help your kitty digest the hair and help everything move through better.
There are a few products that act as kind of a lubricant to help cats who get hairballs often. You can give your kitties some of these creamy, goopy, gel-like toothpastey stuff to help them out as well.
Now that we have the serious stuff out of the way, let's end on a silly note! Have you ever thought that cats coughing up hairballs look a little bit like they are dancing? Me neither, until I saw this video.
This Hairball Awareness Day (and every day, really!), make sure you are doing everything you can to help your kitties avoid hairballs. It's for all our own good!
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