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Monida's musings
Aboose!October 14th 2011 3:20 pm[ View A Comments (34) ]
Oh kitty friends! I have suffered horrible aboose from my mom today!
Oh Monida you may need to go get a catscan!!! Hugs Presley ~ MOL yes ask for more treats Want me to smackey paw your mom for you? what!!?! And I thought tha abooose from my brofur was bad, THAT IS SERSLY WRONG! You need lotttts a treats and love and bonks, and maybe some Nip too-like, the fresh kind that she's gotta go to tha stores ta get specials. Kitty P I'm not sure she needs anymore bonks really! MOL Ouwie. You need a big steak to put on your hurting head. That'll make it all better. I used to sleep with Dad every night,but not anymore. He thinks he must have done something like that to me in his sleep. I have my reasons..... I think we cats have pretty hard skulls. Ever since those kittens have been able to run & play,they've chased each other under the futon,& we hear the *clanggg!* of their empty little skulls cracking against the steel tube frame. They seem none the worse for wear...... Ouchie! Mom owes you extra treats for that one!! OUCH You can use this to your advantage. Make her feel real guilty, you will get extra lovings and treats. Purrs Rex Ouch is right! Hope you didn't get a headache! MOL!!! stewpid mom, u shouldn't have furget!! and as u did now what else can we do?? GO GET SISFUR MONIDA PLATES FULL O' SPECIAL TREATIES!!! Oh Monida you poor kitty. I can' tell you how many times Jen "flinged" me cuz she dinnit knows I was sleepin with her. It's tuff bein a kitty sumtimes. ouuuuuuuch. i hope you YELLED at her - and now: milk it. look miserable. stare at her with sad eyes. pretend to be afraid. and make clear that a few treats are surely not enough!!! Concats on being a DDP today, I hope you have a pawsome day. Ouch! Sending an accident cattorney! Sue! Let's see, about 10 years supply of treats, a cat tree, a heated custom-made bed, extra toys, extra loving.... Concats on your DDP honor! Headbonks... Uh, maybe whisker kisses might be better... I think you deserve a lotta extra treats! Can you apply for Workers' Compensation? You were on the job when this accident happened, right? Good one, Timo! Happy DDP today, Monida! Oh dear's, Monida! We all get restless sometimes!~ I shur ur mommy didn't mean it! But, I shur her will make up fur it, somehow! I'll bet u get efen MORE furtastic prezzies 'n love today, coz U be's a Diary Pick!~ Concats 'n enjoy da extra spawcial day in da spotlight! Lotza purrs, MILO Concats on your DDP! What aboose I agree! I like to crawl under the covers at nite when it's cold! Ooooh! That must have hurt! Did you do the sad-eye and run away from her a little when she went to apologize? That's always good to induce a guilt trip and a few extra cuddles and treats. Congrats on the DDP! Dang, time to get a new Mom! Whoo-hoo! A bonk on the head is worth a DDP! DDP CONGRATS!! Have a great day, and stay away rfrom knees... Purrs! Pipo & Minko OK, who can top Newmie? Dang! MOL! But if you insist on keeping this one make sure you make her feel eternally guilty! Concats on being a DDP sweetie! Smooches, TB You go girl! Now don't forget to go get that Cat-Scan, I love to crawl under the covers as a matter of factmomcat keeps a special blankie for my during the day so I can crawl under it and wrap myself up but then sometimes that Paris sees the big lump in the bed and jumps on me, then it's on, Congrats on being a DDP!! Hugs Presley ~ Goodness, a knee to the head and DDP! You've certainly had a full day. Hope ur head's OK. Big Concats on ur DDP!! OMC! Just a short while ago I was favoring my front shoulder cause Dad kicked me off the bed while he was sleeping! (Mom knows that's what happened too but she said he didn't mean to) Congrats gurlfriend! Oh yes... I'm always on guard when I go 'under cover(s)' Especially if the humans fall asleep. They roll and move a lot! I know Gabby's been exploring the world of "under the covers" she has a trick she learned from me. Make sure your feet are facing the most movable human and kick them every now and then to remind them that your there. Nuk's been *biffed* in the face often, because when he goes under covers he can't wait for a human to settle into be. Nuk wants to be high up near their face and while the human is still getting their arms settled in bed, he gets elbowed, wristed or handed across his face. Concats on your DDP honor, I hope you have a pawtastic day. Well, your Mom might not appreciate you, but the Diary Gal does - congrats on being picked today! We missed this one - congrats on your DDP! Congratulations, Monida! Hope you're having a better day today, MOL!! Congrats Gurlfriend! from all of us. |
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October 14th 2011 at 3:38 pm