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Moewmmies!

July 18th 2010 5:30 pm
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So there I was in the living room tonight...giving Ro a MAJOR round of Whoop-butt, running with her in my teeth, batting her in the air, then sliding into home for my kill...

And what does Meowmmy say as I'm emulating my jungle cat ancestors?

"Awwwwwww...COOPIE...you're sooooooooo CUUUUUUUUTE! Who's the cutest little boy in the world? Who is? Awwwww..."

So much for being a tough guy...

Purrs,
Coop

 

Awwww...shucks!

June 29th 2010 7:29 am
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Meowm just found out that I"m a DDP today! Treats! Treats! Treats! I can't wait til she gets home!!!

And BTW, it's still June, which means it's still ADOPT A SHELTER CAT month!!!

Purrs,
Coop

 

He did it again!

June 23rd 2010 4:32 pm
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Now, just because *I* did it the other day practically right in front of Meowmmy does NOT mean that I did it again today while she was at work.

That bad kitty Carter was here today. And he went in my box -- MY SCOOP FREE BIG BOY POTTY -- and he ripped the lid right off the poopie container! He did -- I SWEAR.

And now Meowm doesn't believe me. She said that I'M the one who digs to France and keeps setting off the sensor, provoking me to come back for reasons she doesn't understand and dig some more.

And she said that just because I knocked the poopie container lid off the other day...that I AM the one who knocked the lid off again today and dumped half the litter on the floor. Not my fault that the lid isn't stable. RIGHT?

Why doesn't she believe me about the bad kitty Carter? And why does she say that the one bad thing I learned in the shelter was telling an occasional lie?

I'm a good kitty. *WINK*

Wait a minute...that wink wasn't on purpose. It was the scar from my ulcer that made me wink! I SWEAR.

Purrs,
Coop

 

I have been tagged...

June 12th 2010 11:21 pm
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...by my Mentor in (Blue) Mischief, The Pharoah Loki.


1. What time do you go to to bed?
Usually around 11 when Meowm goes to bed

2. What is your favorite gift you have recieved and why?
RO -- she was a Valentine's Gift from Meowmmy

3. Whats your favourite way to wake up and whats the first thing you do?
I like to wake up to Meowm petting me, and then I close my eyes again and streeeettttchhhh.

4.What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name?
I think Coopurr kinda fits. Everyone says I look like a Coopurr

5. What was the last thing you ate that you really shouldnt of ?
A piece of masking tape off of the new air conditioner box. I frowed it up, though...

6.What are you afraid of?
Pretty much everything.

7.Do you have brothers and sisters?
Nope! I'm an only child.

8.What is your motto in life?
Live free -- be nekkid!

9. Would you like to be famous? Why or why not?
Nah. I just like being me.

10. What cartoon or comic book character best describes you?
Meowmmy says that if Dot Warner from Animaniacs was a boy, that would be me...because I'M CUTE.

11. What super-power would you most like to have, and why?
The ability to wake the Meowm up whenever I choose. Even on the weekend.

12. If you could play sports, what you you play and why?
Football!!! I'm really good at tackling Ro!

Please consider yourself tagged if you read this, and post these questions in your diary!
Purrs,
Coop

 

I just might have to start HISSING over this new site

May 29th 2010 11:10 am
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OK. Meowm and I haven't been around too much this week because Meowm had a trade show.

But seriously...WTM???? (That's cat cursing for WHAT THE MEEE-YOWWWW?)

Now, I'll admit, I like to hunt and seek. But this crap's just for the BIRDS! (Can I say "crap" in my diary? Meowm refrained me from using stronger language here.)

It takes furever to find anything -- p-mail, our group pages, our group mail. Then -- ha! -- try to get back from where you started? That's a whole 'nother ten-minute saga.

It's too confusing. Too cluttered. And is there any indication on the home page that you can actually set up personal pages for your cats and make fur-riends with kitties across the globe?

The sense of "community" has completely been destroyed by illiterate and (often) inaccurate "advice" posts and ADVERTISING on the homepage.

Honestly, did you read some of that stuff? Like ten signs you should take your cat to the vet???? If you actually wait until your cat is suffering through those signs of distress, you should just make plans for the Bridge! I don't mean to be that harsh, but really -- who's writing this stuff?

But they HAD to put all of that garbage out there and bury the groups...bury the forums...bury the communities...and HIDE YOUR FUR-RIENDS!

What's next? Are they going to start selling all of MY paw-sonal inforamtion to every vet supplier in the universe a la Facebook?

We're meowin' stinkin' MAD.

BUT here's a little treat for my dear fur-riends who read my diary: Anyfur who actually FINDS this diary entry gets a hot dog from me!

Purrs to all who can still find me.
Coop (And Meowmmy, since she has to do all of the navigating!)

 

He's BACK!

May 21st 2010 3:46 pm
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You know that bad kitty -- Carter? Guess WHAT? He stole my Ro's!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...not ALL of them. I do have five. But he took two of them...and I think he hid them in the bedroom! As a matter of fact, I KNOW he hid them in the bedroom! Because I took them in for Meowmmy the other morning, and now...they're just GONE!

And now Meowmmy said I can't have any other Ro's until we find the first two! This is not cool on many levels.

First of all -- I was ROBBED of my RO's!!!! She acts like I hid them! Second...how could you deny this little face? Go ahead...take a second. Look at my picture. Hum-dee-dee-humdee-da...did you take a good look? Would YOU deny this cute little face anything? Let alone my favorite toys????

This bad kitty Carter has got to go. He's ruining my life! And he's a big Ro-Stealer!

Right now, I need to go and dig under the bed. I'm SURE that's where he hid them. I'm soooo sure...

Purrs, everyfur! And Purr-ease purray for RO!
Coop

 

Coop Sez/Meowm Sez: Meeting My Namesake

May 15th 2010 7:27 am
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So we're back with another episode of Coop Sez/Meowm Sez. And today, we have a very special guest in the studio with us...MY FAVORITE AUNT BUKKIT!!!!!!! YAY, give it up for Aunt Bukkit!!!!

Coop Sez: Welcome to my favorite Auntie!

Aunt Bukkit: Thanks, Coop!

Coop Sez: And welcome back, Meowmmy! Now...first question. Why are you my Aunt Bukkit?

Aunt Bukkit: It's a long story, Coop. It goes back to the beginnings of I Can Has Cheezburger. We'll just leave it at that.

Coop Sez: Now, the real reason Aunt Bukkit is here...is to discuss meeting my namesake, ANderson Cooper. Mewom, tell us about that.

Meowm Sez: CNN is doing a new show with the Coop -- the human one, not the feline one. And the show is set with a live audience. We just got lucky and got the tickets.

Coop Sez: So tell us about the experience.

Aunt Bukkit: Your Meowmmy -- who is NEVER at a loss for words -- was actually flustered.

Meowm Sez: Aunt Bukkit...

Aunt Bukkit: No, it was actually really funny. The second he walked out, she was tongue-tied. And we were sitting in his direct sightline for most of the show. He was even standing next to us at one point...

Meowm Sez: (Out of the corner of her mouth) Ix-Nay on the Utt-bay...this si a "kittie" show!

Aunt Bukkit: Yeah, she was checking it. Not much to see...

Meowm Sez: Yeah, not much at all...anyhooooo, Coop. Aunt Bukkit did something very special.

Coop Sez: And what's that? Will you tell us?

Aunt Bukkit: Meowmmy was so overwhelmed with his Vanderbiltness, that she was refusing to talk when he came over to chat with the audience. And like a good Auntie, I thought it was important that he knows about you!

Meowm Sez: No, no, no...you just wanted to talk to the Coop!

Aunt Bukkit: OK...so I wanted to talk to the Coop. But I got his attention, and he came right over to us. And I just said, "She's going to kill me for this, but she named her cat after you!"

Coop Sez: Awwwww...

Meowm Sez: Awwwww...

Coop/Meowm/Bukkit: Awwwww...

Coop Sez: What did he say? What did he say? Was he happy? Will he pay child support? Will he buy my Revolution? (that stuff's expensive!)

Meowm Sez: We didn't ask him for child support, Coop. But he did say that he wasn't surprised because there are many other little furry Coops out there who are named after him...

Coop Sez: ANOTHER COOPURR. NO. WAY. NEVER.

Meowm Sez: Coopie, he did say he was flattered. And I did tell him that he spells his name wrong.

Coop Sez: Well, at least you had the sense to do that!

Aunt Bukkit: Then he also told us about a doggy that's named Coop. And he said that the dog's mommy sent him a pic...and when he opened it...it was a picture of a Tsitzu with a big red bow in its hair!

Coop Sez: Oh, that's APPALLING! I mean...at least there's a family resemblance here. We're both all gray!

Aunt Bukkit: Yes, that's true...there's a resemblance.

Meowm Sez: And you're both rather petite.

Coop Sez: I'm a big MANCAT. I'm not petite!

Meowm Sez: Yes, you are. You have a very fine, elegant bone structure...

Aunt Bukkit: (Giggling) And so does HE!

Mewom Sez: He does!

Aunt Bukkit: And no Utt-bay.

Meowm Sez: I don't even know how he keeps those fine Armani trousers up! All sagging...

Coop Sez: Hey, hey, HEY! Who's show is this? The only furry gray butt we discuss here is MINE.

Aunt Bukkit: Hey, we said Utt-bay. Meowmmy said you're not allowed to swear until you're three.

Coop Sez: Man, I SWEAR...you two...you were supposed to go to see him to discuss my parentage! And what were you doing? Lookin' at his dupah!

Meowm Sez: He's allowed to say "dupah." That's Polish for Utt-bay.

Coop Sez: This is a furr-mily show! We gotta keep it clean here....no talkin' 'bout Anderson Cooper's bum-bum!

Aunt Bukkit: There's really nothing to say about his bum-bum!

Meowm Sez: Nope -- Nothing at ALL.

Coop Sez: OK. We're done here. No child support. Butts! What has come to this show???? Aunt Bukkit, thanks for being here. Meowm, you m issed a BIG opportunity. Everyfur...we'll be back soon with another episode of Coop Sez/Meowm Sez.

Have a pawesome weekend, everyfur!
Purrs,
Coop

 

Meowmmy is going to see DADDY!

May 10th 2010 4:28 pm
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Yep. She is...but I'm not allowed to reveal any more details yet.

More to come...

Purrs,
Coop

 

Coopurr 360: A Very Special Mother's Day Episode

May 7th 2010 5:09 pm
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So, in honor of Meowther's Day Weekend, I'm going to do a special interview with...MEOWMMY!

Coop Sez: Welcome, Meowmmy!

Mewom Sez: It's good to be here, Coop.

Coop Sez: So I thought that today -- in honor of Meowther's Day -- that we could get to know you a little better.

Mewom Sez: I'm honored, little one.

Coop Sez: So...you like Russian Blues?

Meowm Sez: I ADORE Russian Blues. But only the mixes! We adopt -- we don't buy.

Coop Sez: So...like...on a scale of 1 paw to 10 paws....how close am I to being a true Blue?

Meowm Sez: Oh, you're a 9. You're affectionate. You're too smart for your own good. You run from company because you jsut want your Meowmmy. And...you're just soooooo cute that when I think about your little face....I just go SPLORK!

Coop Sez: Yeah...I am cute. I'm REALLY cute. And I know how to use it with my smarts. But moving on....do you like Salmon or tuna better?

Mewom Sez: I like them both. Sometimes, I ---

Coop Sez: YES, I love them both, too! But tuna wins. Hands down. Now....would you rather play with the blue mousie or Ro?

Mewom Sez: Wellllllllll...I guess Ro because you love her so much. Occasionally, it is fun to play with the blue mousie just to switch things ---

Coop Sez: Yeah, yeah, yeah. RO is the QUEEN! WHY would you really want to play with anything else? I mean...she's just PAWESOME. TEN PAWS. LOVE HER MORE THAN YOU SOMETIMES. But I have a couple more questions here.

If you could play in any litter box...which one would you play in -- the regular one with clumping litter or the Scoop Free?

Meowm Sez: That's a good question. And while I wouldn't choose to play in either one, I do like the Scoop Free.

Coop Sez: Because you can CHASE THE RAKE! OH, that is the BESTEST thingie of modern technology that you've bought me yet. Next to the laser light. Now, we've got to move along because we only have a few seconds left here....

Meowm Sez: Ummmm...this interview wwas all about YOU....!

Coop Sez: Nuh-uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now...one more...whos' the cutest, smartest, handsomest, bestest, funniest, laziest, adorablest, savviest, gorgeousest, ornreyest, affectionatest cat in the WORLD? Quick....

Meowm Sez (Looking at Coopurr Sternly): Coopurr Anderson Hays Vanderbilt....!

Coop Sez: I KNEW IT! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I ROCK! And so does Meowm.

(Outro music begins softly...)

Meowm Sez: And YOU ARE SPOILED!

(Outro music intensifies....)

Coop Sez: That's all we have time for. Good night everyfur! Pawesome weekend to y'all. (Outro music intensifies again...) Give your meowmma a dead mouse for Meowmmy's Day! A DEAD FLY WILL DO! Show her some real CAT LOVE....See ya next week! Copies of my book are available at...

 

Thank Mew ALL!

May 2nd 2010 11:25 am
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You know, I really do have the bestest fur-riends in the world. I just want to take a minute to thank EVERYONE for making my Gotcha Day extra purrfect.

Meowmmy and I both agree that out of all of the holidays, Gotcha Days are the most special. And even though I meow and complain about how she takes me to the vet all the time...and gives me yucky meds...and does't get out of bed when I want her to get up on the weekends...I'm so happy that I found my furever home!

Big purrs to everfur!
Coop

 
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