December 17th 2004 7:18 pm
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The indignity of being a muli-feline family is at times overwhelming. I start to rub moms leg as a tease, just before I am ready to turn up my nose and walk away one of the "others" comes along and rubs her up, nose swipes the whole 9 yards! I loose my edge and give the "others" a swipe of my own!
last year was one of the worst. My human decided to rescue a 6 yr old Porcine! A pot belly pig named Henry.He tries to give me a smooch with his mudd filled nose. He digs in the dirt and eats green pellets and uncooked, unsavory foods!
raw vegetables, yuk. He stares at me with love sick eyes and he thinks he's a human. He should think of himself as a feline! He used to cry when our humans left him, their solution was to adopt another one of "them". The young porcines former human broke her hip and could no longer care for the piglet. The humans brought her home to Henry and he carried on with a display of excitement and happiness that was discusting! What a disgrace. The humans call her Eleanor Pigby. They graced MY page with her likeness.
Some of the "others" , the less intelligent felines took the porcine for a very large rodent or mouse upon their arrival they stalked them for weeks! I on the other hand, love ham and pork however, I do not enjoy "them", the porcines. The humans think they have better hygene due to the fact that they do not sweat. I do not sweat, I glow.
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