April 1st 2011 1:58 pm
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Today I was the victim of two April fools named Mommy and Daddy. They decided that it was time I saw the vet to get updated on all my shots and to check my health. But first they needed to get me into that awful container. "Good luck with that!" I heard all the other cats meow while slapping their knees. I am not a kitty that allows any handling at all by human hands.
So this morning, Mommy started chasing me all over the house. Then Cas joined in! Mommy told Cas she certainly did not need his assistance and she put him on the porch. I was cornered by her and Daddy no matter where I went. They used the good ol' Swiffer to try to swiff me out from under the bed. I hissed! I growled! I ran!
Daddy had a big glove on that he uses to make barbecue. I thought he was going to barbecue me! I was terrified. He grabbed me with that big glove, but the other hand had no glove, so I went to town on it. I scratched and bit him. And just to make sure he got the full treatment, I peed on him out of sheer terror. Well, no one is going to barbecue me without a fight!
Once I was in the box, other stuff came out of me too. I don't want to talk about it. I was very embarrassing.
Then I got loaded up into the car with Mouse, who was already in there, meowing his stupid head off. He is a fool too!
At the vet, the doctor could not give me my shots because I bit Daddy. I have to be in quarantine for two weeks, but luckily, I can be in quarantine at home. See, I had a rabies vaccine before, but it expired. None of us ever go outside, so I know I don't have the rabies.
Daddy had to go to the doctor because I bit him. Serves him right! If I had to go the doctor, why shouldn't he? So he got injured and I got all wet and smelly for NOTHING because I could not get my vaccine.
I wonder how these fools think they are going to get me to the vet in two weeks when I have to go again in two weeks!
We hope all will be alright with dad cat and you.
Love, Kibbles Family
hazel...ewe nor our cement tants on ....burds.......UGH....but we R pawsitive this calls for extra helpins oh burd tonight ... hope yur quarantine time goes reeely quik.......peace out N rock on !
It sure sounds like no one had a good day! I do think it would have been good to see a video of all this. Can you get Mouse to tape it next time?
I think you got your message across loud and clear - they won't be looking forward to doing it again in 2 weeks!
Sounds like it was a crazy day at your house.