Naughty Girl

Sometimes I can be a naughty girl. I was a naught girl this week when I decided to do one of my "worst" habits - spraying. I have been known to spray before, so every human around here was kinda surprised that I hadn't sprayed when Maurice showed up. Well, I broke my good record when I decided to spray a pair of shorts and some laundry. I don't see why they blame ME, Maurice was the one who used MY litterbox? How am I supposed to use it after that, even if it has been cleaned??? So now, some more doors around here are being closed so I can't go make them smell like Jezebel. I personally think this stinks, and not the kinda stink I want!

He's Gone!

Maurice is gone. I don't know where he went, but I know he disappeared with the youngest girl to college, kinda like when Whitley the dog disappears with the oldest girl. I'm just glad he didn't disappear with my Fancy Feast!

My meow is returning a lot since I have no one to hiss at anymore. But I heard he is supposed to come to visit and stuff, so maybe I will have to practice hissing so I can do it without ruining my meow.

A barf barf here, a barf barf there

I've been a little barfy today - one barf last night and one barf this morning. It is no fun! Right after I barfed, I ran over to the table and tried to get more Fancy Feast again. The humans told me "no way Jez." But I was hungry, I mean after all my stomach was empty. MOL MOL. I've been pretty good since my morning barf - hope it stays away for good. Then they'll have no excuse not to feed me when I meow for it.

And my meow is almost back to normal now that I have no one to hiss at. Hissing at dogs just isn't the same as hissing at Maurice.

The Disappearing Act

Everyone seems to be disappearing lately! The two girls are gone and so is Whitley and Maurice.

At least my meow isn't disappearing anymore. I was worried with everything leaving that it would decide to leave again too. It is still a little funny sounding, but at least I am meowing loud again. I have to remind those humans to feed me my Fancy Feast, and it is more important to have a loud meow since my supply of human servers has been cut in half!

Today I was trying to go in the youngest girl's room where she kept Maurice. I'm not supposed to go in there do the fact it smells like Maurice, and well, let's just say I'd like to make it really smell like Jezebel. I don't see what the problem is. I mean, he's gone, so why can't it smell like me??? Those people are crazy!

Happy Eighth Birthday Whitley!

Today is my dog buddy's eighth birthday. Happy birthday Whitley!! Hope you have a great day!

And my meow has returned full force. It is back to being loud and proud. MEOW!!

Daily Diary Pick!

Wow! I am a Daily Diary Pick! Thanks Catster!! Too bad it is not a daily dairy pick - now that would be tasty! How do y'all think I should celebrate?? I'm thinking some extra Fancy Feast and Whisker Lickens and lots and lots of pets!!!!

Miss Spray-a-Lot

With a spray over here
And a spray over there . . .

Yeah, I have been on a spraying spree lately. See, my girls left, and then my woman slave left to go visit one of them, leaving me with only the man slave and the dog. What did they expect??? I sprayed lots - including my cat bed multiple times! And I pooped outside the box - A LOT! MOL MOL!! It is all part of my plan to make sure they all don't go leave me again. Although maybe the smell would make people WANT to leave. Hmmmm, something to consider. But spraying is fun, so I don't really care!!

Invader!!!

Guess who is back! Yeah, it's Maurice. He weighs more than me!!! I think he is gonna be a big cat - how am I supposed to boss him around when he's bigger and I can't even hiss right? He is hissing at me just for lying in a box he wants to get in. Hmmm, I wonder what I should go spray now . . .

Finley killed a rat

So Finley managed to kill a rat today in the backyard. Good for her, I'm all for killing rats. But I really think too big a deal is being made over it. She even got to eat duck meat tonight as a treat! Back when I was an indoor-outdoor cat years ago, I killed all kinds of things. I'd kill a bird a day and leave bird heads on the front door for the humans! But when the dog manages to kill a rat, it's a big deal. Oh well, I guess it's good she's good for something.

Maurice left. He hissed some at me, but I didn't hiss as much back. I was not going to lose my "MEOW for Fancy Feast NOW" voice on hissing at him. I learned my lesson in that department.

Catster Coolest Cat Show Contest

Hey everyone, I entered the Catster photo contest. I'm in the "captivated cat" category.

Please vote for me!

Thanks! Now it is time to go sit in the middle of all the tax papers that my dad is working on. I know he much rather have my furry butt in to look at than that! And I LOVE being in the middle of things - even funner when I am not supposed to be. That's what those humans get for attempting to ignore, the Kitty Queen, for one minute!