A Dark and Terrible Day!

Ok ok so it wasn't dark. The sun was shining bright but it was terrible. I'm seven months old and for months they all said... No you can't go outside. So there I sit by the door watching other kitties and dogs walk by. They even come on my back porch to eat... well the kitties do. I watch then and they don't even care that I am the master of the house. How rude!
I did get to go out sometimes but was always stuck in this little cage with bars. How would you like that? Well, I didn't like it one bit. Worst I would be on the back porch where I could see and smell the food and I couldn't get to it. It was like those other kitties were laughing in my face. Stomps paws.... it's just isn't right I tell you!

So, anyways onto what I was going to tell you. This past friday was going good I was sitting in the window watching the birds at the feeder. Wishing I could get one... I mean play with one well maybe two. Then all of a sudden I was grabbed! Carried to the couch and hog tied with this black thing I never saw before. She that Auntie Sherry of mine acting so sweet and telling me to be a good boy. Well, I was so what was the problem. I soon found out...... yikes!

She added a long thing to the strange harness and took me out the door. I was kicking my paws and trying to get away. What was she doing making me break the number 1 rule of the house. She then when and sat me on the gound. I tried to run at first but something stopped me. It was that long thing. I was hogged tied and there was no exscaping.
Then things got even worst.... can you believe that. She tried to walk me like I was a dog. SHOCKED I sure was! Never in my life had I ever seen a cat be walked like a dog. I tossed myself onto the ground after doing a few flips. I wouldn't budge ... i yelled.
I'M NOT GETTING UP AND YOU CAN"T MAKE ME! Then mommie came out the door and I thought she was going to save me.
I was soooooooooooooo wrong. She dragged me to the street and made me sit there till a car came down the road. Then told me to run.
What was she kidding... did she really think I would just sit there and get ran over. SHOCKED once again on how stupid people are.... hehehehe.
I ran only to be jecked half way out of my skin when that stupid thing they called a leash stopped me stopped me. I begged to go in the house but once again I was dragged into the street. Lucky for me no more cars and mom said well I guess that's it for this time. I got to the grass and layed down and wouldn't stand up. Did they pick me up and carry me Ohhhhhhhhh Noooooooo! I was dragged to the house like a rag doll. I couldn't believe it. The shame of it all and hoping that no other kitty saw me.
It was terrible I tell ya..... lets see how easy it is the next time they want to hog tie me !!!

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