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A Cat's Life by Stokely

No Longer Missing

I have been found. I was hiding . . . very well obviously . . . since these silly humans couldn't find me for over three hours.

Missing

Stokely is missing!!! I left for work this morning at 7:30 AM and he was sitting on the coffee table, watching me, like he always does. My mom stayed home from work today and she only opened the front door once. She says she didn't see or feel Stojely sneak past her when she did. And the door was only open for a moment.

But now he's gone. I went home on my lunch hour and we searched the house from top to bottom. He's nowhere to be found. When I came back to work, my mother went out and searched the yard and asked the neighbors. No one has seen him.

There's A Tree In The House

Every year, when it starts getting cold, these odd humans that "think" they own me put a tree in the living room, right in front of my fire place. And they get hostile when I try to examine it. It's MY house damn it! And that is MY fire place. How dare they block it with a tree. Trees belong outside. Not in MY house!