May 18th 2009 2:57 pm
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Oooohhh, Mommy got SO MAD at me the other day 'cause I trotted right into her bedroom, jumped up on the bed, turned my little white butt around and PEEEEEEED on her curtains. An' since her bed is right up against the window, that means her blankies got all wet, too. She wasn't too happy...she tried to squirt me with water, but I was too fast for her, heh heh heh!!! I scrambled into the livin' room and attacked the cat trees like a crazy kitty and she came out of her room with a bunch of blankies and the curtains, yelling "I DON'T JUST DO LAUNDRY, I DO INSANE CAT LAUNDRY!!!"
Yeah, I was feelin' pretty good. I'm not sure why she got so mad, I'm just tellin' all the other kitties that SHE'S MY MOMMY AND NOBODY ELSE'S MOMMY AND I WANT HER ALL TO MYSELF, NO OTHER KITTIES CAN HAVE HER. I peed it there before, and it shoulda stayed like that, but nooooooo, SOME OTHER KITTIES had to pee right over it, so I had to re-do it. I can't have any other kitties thinkin' they're Mommy's One And Only Dandy-Lion!!! There's just no way, Dude. And besides, I don't even know what laundry is, but it must not be very much fun, 'cause she only yells when she isn't having very much fun. Luckily, that's not too often, otherwise, we'd all go deaf or somethin'.
May 4th 2009 4:49 pm
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Even Linus, the guy who owns Mommy's house. I like to jump in his lap while he weatches TV, and I try to give him kisses on his face, but he always pushes me away and complains. I don't care, I just go hit up Mommy, or go chase Freckles the Ranch Kitty, or challenge Sunshine to a duel for the alpha kitty spot. Last night, Mommy actually stopped cleaning house long enough to watch some Scottish Highland guys doing crazy things in their games, so after Linus threw me off his lap, I went right over to her and crawled up on her chest and plopped myself down, making sure I blocked her view of the TV so she would pay total attention to me, and maybe even let me have some of her oatmeal chocolate chip cookie ice cream. She gave me a piece of provolone cheese, and I ate the whole thing without biting off a piece, I just grabbed it up in my mouth and nom-nom-nom, it was gone!!!
April 7th 2009 4:15 pm
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You're FAMOUS, Poo poo head!!! Did you see what you got?
"Most Fabulous -er-est Kitty of the Universe!!!!"
Well, maybe as far as Mommy is concerned.
"Champion tail-chaser-inside a-covered-kittybox!"
Okay, at Mommy's house, anyway.
"World's Biggest Drama Queen!"
"WAAAAAAW": BOOM-SCRAAAAPE-THUD!!!! (Wails piteously, launches entire body at closed door, hits it as hard as possible, slides down front of door, lands on floor on all fours, repeats continuously until desired results achieved.)
Well, Mommy thinks it's cute enough for an award.
And look, you were chosen for Diary of the Day, Boo Boo Boy! Mommy's got an extra big hug and a hundred and one kitty kisses for you, and some kitty food, too! Your favorite, Poo poo head!
K? ; )
See you when I get home!!!!!