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Cheaper by the Half a Dozen

I almost get arrested.

Wow! Got out of the house a became a red streak in the direction of the great outdoors. All my family were bouncing around and it was looking like a great time until I ran into the street. Hmmm...no grass here. Lot of noise coming so I sit down to see what's happening. Dad comes tearing down the stairs yelling about something. Oops! Here cames a big white noisy thing right at me. Dad is waving his arms and pointing at me. I think this is a car...POLICE? Oh, boy, am I in trouble. Noisy white thing stops very hard, and nice man picks me up and carries me to Dad. Am I going to jail? I'm too young! Lots of conversation going on. Dad finally carries me in the house and I get to spend the rest of the day in the laundry room. No bread, but plenty of water. Hate the laundry room. Guess I'll be good for a while...just a while.

What Happened Here?

Yesterday Mom took me in the CARRIER. I should have figured something was going on, but I had just had a nice night of knocking things off the tables and counter. All of a sudden I was in that thing and off to the VET. Oops! We think I am 5 months old so it was time for shots, microchip, ( now I have a bar code..can they scan me at Safeway?) and some suspect stitches. Mom picked me up this morning and I don't feel sick..a little attitudinal, but some yogurt solved that. I don't feel any different so I guess this was no big deal. Mom says I am still cool, so I think I will hunt up her new fuzzy slippers. Need some excercise. She can always find new slippers.

Flight of The Red Menace

Loved Chistmas! New Year's was noisy and smelly and we got to in the garage. So did the neighbor's cat who we didn't see till the next morning when Dad opened the door. Fast Cat. Mom spends a lot of time vacuuming up catnip. Guess they should make the toys a little stronger, but it sure was fun. Mom says I'm old enough now to get my attitude adjusted at the Vet's place. Wonder what that's all about? I discovered I have really big feet and Mom things I am going to be enormous. That's cool - I can be The Red Menace and fight crime. I'm jumping lots higher and discovered that the counter place is called no-no-no! They're spoiling my fun. Mom says maybe I'll get a microchip--Wow! The Digital Red Menace! My career is certainly getting a boost. Watch out terrorists of the world, I'm coming. And I'm BIG.