DDP! Been almost a year!

Wowsas! It's been almost a year since I was a DDP!! And it must be a sign 'cause last time I wrote, I meowed out grandpaw retiring and today he's on his way to VA!!!!

Yes, a sign indeed :)

I know he'll give me TONS of lovies!! I hope he doesn't like that dog, but I have a feeling he will. That dog is scary big. Well then again, I'm 10.5 pounds and he's 20!!!

Not afraid!

NOPE! Take that *smacks the doggie's Elizabethan cone* Yup! I'm not afraid of the dog!

So far, me, Tiski and Boogie are tolerating this ugly kitty... Boogie is probably the most chill with him. I don't mind him but I do like to smack his collar (from the neutering) a bit 'cause I CAN! :D

Tiski likes to try and eat his kibble and doesn't mind the dog but occasionally growls. Yeah Tiski is part dog too!

*sigh* Can't wait till Grandpaw is here! Today is his last day of work, EVER!!!

Newman must be uber smart!

He's 2 years old like me and we're both handsome and we both have blue eyes and our names are both 2 syllables!

BUT...

Newman must be uber smart and special 'cause he's a DOCTOR!! A REAL DOCTOR!! Dr. J.o.P!!! AND! He got a certificate and all!! Wow, he's one special 2 year old with many good things to come!

No wonder he's a dreamboat!

Almost 2 years?

My Gotcha day is in 1 day! Wow!! I've been with my family fur almost 2 years!! Time flies huh?

The weather is FINALLY cooling down and this week daddy has S.E.R.T school and he'll be uber tired. I wonder if he'll have enough energy to give me lovies?!?! Hmmmmmmmmm

Birdies?! Take it easy!

MEOW!

So mom and dad bought a nice ceder bird feeder and then added two attachments of smaller houses. Well, they are eating us out of home! They must tweet, "YO! GUYS! FREEEEEEEEEEEE FOOD!!! HERE! NOW!" 'cause in 48 hours, 5 pounds of seed was GONE!!

Mom filled it up and made note that there was no spillage, so it's not like the food fell... And the next day half of it was gone again!

BIRDIES ARE EATING US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!!! Boogie is not impressed!

Watch your feetsies!

*CHOMP* Yup, I love feetsies! So much that when our neighbor came over the other day to enjoy mom's taco dip, I went up to her feet and licked them... And then playfully bit them and swatted at them. She goes, "Does PorkChop like feet?" and mom said, "He does".

So if you ever come near me watch your feetsies!

I don't know why I like feet! Always have, and always will! Especially stinky feet!

Grandpaw?

Grandpaw? Grandpawwwwwwwwww? GRANDPAW!?!?!

HE LEFT ME AGAIN!!! Oh how dare he!! I loved biting his feet, getting lovies, and now he's GONE again!!

:(

GROUNDED?

What gives? So what that I woke mom up 4x playing with the air vent on the ground near our front door... Who cares that I'm so smart and I figured out how to lift it out of it's nook and then made so much noise mom thought someone was breakin in even though we have ADT... SO WHAT if I like to get into mischief?!?!

So I'm officially grounded for 2 days, NO treats (we'll see about THAT) and mom got so mad she put me in the master bathroom for a few hours 'cause she NEEDED sleep.

I'm grounded... Take that *sticks out tongue*

Grandpaw!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooooooooooooo he's coming he's coming!!! August 10 he's coming to visit again! When he was last here in May when we moved, he didn't get a chance to play with me tons or mom. Mom wanted this trip to be devoted to touring the new area, and doing things.

Ok, he has one small house fix it up issue to help my pawrents with :)

I, however, am going to work him to the bone! I WILL MAKE HIM play with me non stop!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo how I love my grandpaw!! I love his feet! I play with them and he lets me :) He's staying for 10 days!!!

5 week old baby!!

YIKES! Mom said the same thing when she went to visit a neighbor as they had a BBQ. One of the couple brought their new 5 week old baby. The meowmy is a mag-is-trait and works with daddy and the lady's hubby works with my daddy too. She had a baby 5 weeks ago and EVERYONE insisted my mom hold the baby.

My mom was afraid she'd drop it or break it :) The baby was WARM. Mom's head was dewy 'cause 1) She was neverous!!! Never held that young of a baby before!!! 2) The newborn is hot 'cause...

Wait a minute... Aren't "I" Porkers the baby?!?!!?