PorkChops! It's what's for dinner!

Up for adoption!!

June 2nd 2012 6:55 pm
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:( You will never believe what mommy did to me!!

So today she got up at 5am to show support for daddy's cycling race. She used the guest bathroom around midnight and noticed we were out of TP so she went and got some. She then shut the door and went to bed.

5 am she wakes up and by 6 am they're off to the race. Daddy got #12 out of #50 and then they went and got lunch and drove an hour back home. They got home around noon.

Mom was tired and went upstairs to take a nap and heard ME CRYING!! "MEOWWWWWWW, MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" She was looking for me and found me in the guest bathroom!!

I WAS STUCK IN THERE FOR 12 HOURS!! Please someone adopt me and give me a proper home!! HMPH!!! When she found me she was all, "Ooooooooo Porkers!! Who left you in here?!?!" I ran away from her! I WAS MAD!! A few minutes later I ran upstairs and used the box. Geeze mom!!

I'm up for adoption!! Contact ME not my mom for further instructions!!

 
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 2:16 am

Dude that is totally not right how could she lock you up for 12 hours! Then she wants to know who locked you in there ? really?
I am just glad they were not gone overnight or worse for the entire week end. Let me know if we need to call CPS (cat protective services) for you my friend.
Purred by: Murray DB #36a (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 2:54 am

Headcount! Headcount! Dad always takes a headcount before he leaves. Mom says its stupid and she gets annoyed having to wait. He does it mostly to make sure none of us are in the garage which is right off of the kitchen. You should definitely get extra treats and squishy kisses and a formal apology!!!
Purred by: Harry (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 3:08 am

Well, I would say that we would adopt you, Porkchop...but MY mommy is in big trouble right now, too! She LEFT us for the weekend! We have a "pet sitter" here with us...but it's not the same!! No Mommy...No Granddad...No Grandma...No Granny...Not even Mommy's brother!! ALONE!! With a stranger!! Maybe the 4 of us need to find a new home together??
Purred by: Harry (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 3:10 am

Oooo...just read littleboy's comment about CPS...maybe we *should* call!! MOL!!
Purred by: ALLEY M

June 3rd 2012 at 3:50 am

Murray Mom does a head count too every night and every day before she goes to work, dad thinks she is a little obessive but she kinda worries we might slip out or get sick when she is not looking.
Porkchop you let us know if you want us to make the call MOL but you gotta know your moma loves you so much and she was very sorry..........hope you already made up to her
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 3:51 am

Murray Mom does a head count too every night and every day before she goes to work, dad thinks she is a little obessive but she kinda worries we might slip out or get sick when she is not looking.
Porkchop you let us know if you want us to make the call MOL but you gotta know your moma loves you so much and she was very sorry..........hope you already made up to her
Purred by: Pansy (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 11:51 am

Naughty boys SHOULD be locked up. Mwahaahaa!!!!
Purred by: Sullivan (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 11:52 am

If you leave Lambie will be lonely so I'd better take him!
Purred by: Wan-Lea Wendy Avalon (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2012 at 11:30 pm

Feel free to come to our house. We love Rags here!
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 1:05 am

Sorry you got locked in the bathroom. Hoping your Mom made it up to you.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

June 4th 2012 at 3:42 pm

A couple of years ago, mom and the husband were going to Alaska on vacation. When they got to Seattle, there were two messages on the cell phone from the alarm company about the alarm going off and the cops showing up. Mom sent the cat sitter over to investigate, and sure enough, mom had neglected to put my two sisfurs in the basement before leaving the house and setting the alarm. The husband was pretty ticked off.

 

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