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Staycation Party!

May 16th 2013 9:40 am
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The MRS. and the DD are leaving us again. Something about a vacation, but we're stuck here for a staycation! Samoa is going to the spa because she is afraid of me! MOL!

We'll be having our same non-Catster catsitter - you remember her, don't you? She is the one that let me get locked in the bedroom with Gleek when I wasn't supposed to be there. She is the one I hid from, and I almost starved to death because I wouldn't come out for my wet food.

I might be brave this time and come out of hiding. Or maybe not! I haven't decided yet. Since we don't eat dry food anymore, the MRS. says it is tricky because she wants the non-Catster catsitter to leave dry food for me but Gleek can't have any (because of that Crystal chick).

So, the plan is for Gleek to get locked in the big bedroom at night with his wet food, and then dry food can be left down for Inky and me.

Don't forget if you're coming by the for party, to slip around the back and tap on the window. We'll get you in somehow, and then you have to remember to hide when the non-Catster catsitter shows up. We can have a grand party since Samoa won't be hear fussing at us - all boys, woo hoo!

You'll have to leave on the 24th when the MRS. and the DD come home! See you later!

 
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 9:55 am

Life sure is complicated!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 10:13 am

Okay, I'm already shifting into the SNEAKY mode, so I'll be the one pawing at the window while trying to hang onto a case of Catweiser! If you hear a "prrrp", that's me.
I will follow the instructions to the letter, but if the non-Catster catsitter sees me, I will pretend to be invisible! I'm ready for a new adventure!
Luv, Tink
p.s I'm NOT bringing Snow, be right now he is OBSESSED with "Fetch" and he will come right up to the door when the NCBS comes, as if it is for HIM! Too Risky!!!
Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 10:30 am

Well, you DO KNOW that I am FAMOUS for my homemade catnip wine dat I make right??? Now, I'm a girl....(a-hem)......so can I come by anyways, or is it just fer da boys???? I can be quiet, but once I start on my catnip wine, I kinda gets da giggles....
BonnieBell
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 10:48 am

Good idea to not bring Snow, Tink! We can't risk the NCCS finding out about the party. Okay, BonnieBell, you can come, but you have to be on kitchen duty and clean up after we eat!
Purred by: Hazel Mazel (Mazie) (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 11:23 am

NCCS makes me think of NCIS and Gibbs!
I hope there won't be any big spiders or scorpions or snakes or lizards coming to the party!
Purred by: Platelicker ♥ DB#69 (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 12:08 pm

*slips into his ninja outfit... gits sucshun gluves for winder... practices ninja 'tap tap tap' so not to be heard by NCCS intruder*
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 12:12 pm

I'm glad you'll have your suction gloves with you, Platelicker!
Purred by: Platelicker ♥ DB#69 (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 1:19 pm

Newman I try to be prepared for every sitsuashun!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 1:36 pm

KITCHEN DUTY?!?!? Are you going to take that BonnieBell? And this party was just starting to sound fun...Maybe we need to gather a group of us gals and CRASH IT!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 2:03 pm

I'm glad you're excited about Kitchen Duty, Calista! There will be plenty of clean up stuff for you to do too!
Purred by: Ozzy (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 3:36 pm

Oh wow a party at Newman's!!! Count on me to be there and I'll swing by and pick up Oliver and Dewey too! I'll bring mom's credit card so we can order pizza and wings and stuff. Can't wait!

^paw,
ozzy
Purred by: Maus: DB #53! (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 4:34 pm

oooh I like to try to sneak into the girls' feeding spot whenever I can, because I can't have dry food either. Maybe you could share some pointers
Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 4:50 pm

No way Calista!!! This girl is a "princess," there ain't no kitchen duty here, boys!!! I've give them "kitchen duty" when I swats 'em wif a broom!!! MOL
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 7:21 pm

MOL! Oh BonnieBell, Newman just wishes... Newman, you cute little guy you...two words: DREAM ON!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 9:20 pm

We love pawrties...esp the ones in your den, held in secret.
We might have to stay home though, that's when meowmy has to work and when she does that her confuser is locked down...and we haven't been given her password...maybe its MIAOW!! MOL!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 9:46 pm

WeBees, I bet it's "Bad boys!"

MOL!!
Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

May 16th 2013 at 10:57 pm

I'll be there for the pawty!
Purred by: Meep (Catster Member)

May 17th 2013 at 9:16 am

Your cat sitter sure has a tough job. But I've got my stealth walk on and my soft paws ready to tippy tap on the window pane! Party!!!
Purred by: Peekaboo (Catster Member)

May 17th 2013 at 4:09 pm

Ummmmmm, Newman? I do not think no girls wanna come to your party if they have to clean up, so you might have to do it yourself. Maybee we will have our own party, speshly if we can get some boy cats to clean up for us.

Princess Poofy Pants Peekie
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

May 17th 2013 at 6:14 pm

Excellent idea Peekaboo!
Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

May 18th 2013 at 1:12 pm

Did I hear PARTY! we will be there!
Purred by: MALLEE DG# 22 (Catster Member)

May 18th 2013 at 5:52 pm

Whoopee~ Pawty at Newman's house~ But nope, dere will be NO keetchin clean up from dis here purrty purrincess~ Dat is fur da halp~ MOL~! Better get some chef's 'n cleanin' crew ready (uhm Ur cat sitter??)~ Coz we will be rockin'~!

 

Newman


 

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