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Words of a Wise Orange Kitter

Charlie here........

Oh Good Grief ! That girl Kitter who lives here had surgery and you would think she is the only Kitter in this world to ever have surgery. My Mom has to sit and hold her all the time.. I'm only teasing...I love that little Calico and though I would go crazy while she was in the Kitter Hospital.

CWW..( Charlie's Wise Words)
Test your humans ever so often and make sure you have them in total Kitter control.
After they've been watching TV for a couple of hours...run hop in their lap, lick their face and then curl up really quick and shut your eyes ... pretend to be sleeping. It won't be long until it's time for them to go to the litter box. When they start squirming... purr louder and stretch a little but not too much. Remember the most important thing is to make your human think you are asleep. If they sit there another hour holding you... You have succeeded in total Kitter control of your human.
Charlie

Charlie's Wise Words

Well , it's about time I got some computer time. Yeh yeh...I'm Charlie or as Maggie calls me.. My Charlie. You can read in my Bio where I came from so I won't repeat all that. I've been around.. was a street cat before I decided to settled down and live a life of luxury. So not only do I have good looks ...I have street smarts. I'm going to share them with you Kitters. Say what? You don't know what a kitter is? That's you ...you fluffy fur balls that rule human domains.

So #1 of all street smarts ...now listen... this is most important. After you have your human on the way to being fully in control of your every need....... Never never ever let that human know that you can hear.

Charlie