You probably need to read this :( about our food ):

PLEASE click on the link below, READ the whole thing & do what you will with the information. Susan Thixton owner of "Truth about Pet Food" states this is one of the most shocking reports she's ever seen. It applies to both cat & dog food, both wet & dry. :(
Heavy Metals found in pet food in ALARMING amounts

And God bless................

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord my soul to keep.
I knows sometimes (ok LOTS of times) I kinda get into NoNo's, wood it be wrong to ask you to help me to hide good till mommy's not mad? Cause if it's not wrong then that's the 1st on my list; God bless ME!
Now fur the rest:
God bless my furmily & keep them safe
God bless my mommy
God bless our food to be ok
God bless all of the homeless kitties to help them find homes
God bless the mean people to figure it out
God bless my wife Karisma & hers family especially hers brofur Hooch
God bless my Auntie Hazel Lucy, Uncle Morgan the Pirate Gato, my swimming teacher Miss Pooters & ALL my furriends in C & D Cruise Line & Tailer Swish & Romeo & Mister Mars & all of my purrrrrrrrrrrrrr furriends in The Social Cats & Nascar Cat.
God bless all of the sick kitties
God bless the friends I doesn't have no more like Siouxsie, Finn, Luna, Montoya, Loki & you know the rest; right?
God bless Catster (tell them I miss them)
And please please please God tell mommy we need to stay.
Oh & please bless you God cause you probably need it too.
Love Mr. Lollycat McNoNo

Guess what?

There is a really really cool group called C & D Cruise Lines. They go on cruises all over the world & they have steak dinners & teach furrs how to swim. My furriend Maggie getted married to Simon on a cruise to Egypt even.
Maggie's little brofur Romeo is taking swimming lessons every Saturday morning in they's pool & I decided to take them too.
Miss Pooters is the teacher & my angel sisfur T C's BFF. I really look forward to my swimming lessons & I has made a LOT of good furriends, some of them is even dogs. Did you know that dogs cood be nice?
Anyway today I finded out that I have been selected as their Cat of the Month! Me; Mr. Lollycat McNoNo! Isn't that the coolest thing EVER???

Thank you to all my bestest furriends

1st *glares at mom* let me start out by saying a general THANK YOU for all of my birthday wishes. Mom's excuse is that we had too many April birthdays (T C's on the 3rd, Zippie's on the 15th,Pawlette's on the 20th, mine on the 29th & Midnight's on the 30th) + T C's bridge anniversary on the 28th. *pfffffffffft* whatever mom it's NO excuse!
Please know that we will ALL be sending out our thank you's one by one as it should be. (Except Zippie who already got to). I really loves all the rosette's, furrever items & special gifts I got from each & every one of you.

A Merry Merry Christmas

Now that I is married to the beautiful Karisma this Christmas was the best one EVER! I was trying my very very best to be very good so Santy Paws wood come see me & I almost made it. Except one night last week I was skeeping behind mommy's computer monitor when a cord accidentally got in my mouth. It was the cord to make sound come out of it & I accidentally chewed it in half. So I knew that Santy Paws wasn't going to bring me anything at all & I was sad.

But then 3 days in a row mommy's doorbell ringed & when hers looked outside there was a package there & it was for ME.
They was all from Karisma, so I didn't need Santy Paws. I got a Pirate Morgan's bed (the boy kind, not the girl kind like Midnight Blue got), & a lambie with catnip that goes inside, & catnip bubbles, & a fishing pole that has a fishie on it & a little brown mousie & even a fling-ama-string that goes on the door & makes a mousie tail move up & down just like magic.

I is the luckiest boy in the whole world to have Karisma love ME when hers cood have had any boy kitty on the whole planet! So this was a very good Christmas & Diogi, Zippie, Pawlly & Midnight Blue all know that they has to ask me if they want to lay in my new bed or play with my new toys. Most of the time I am nice & say yes so I hope Santy Paws remembers that for next year in case I do another accidental no no!

What is "Mincemeat"?

Today my mommy comed upstairs to use hers litterbox & hers seen that I has helped her. I taked the toiletpaper stuff (again) & unrolled the whole roll. (I only do it so hers cood use it easier).
Anyways hers says Lolly & I looked up at her to say what? Then hers said "I'm gonna make mincemeat outta you".
Shood I wun & hide?

I know a bad word~it is MOVE Chapter 1

We just getted done doing that word & now it is not weally a bad word; but when we was doing it it was a furry furry furry BAD word!
1st my mommy taked all of hers stuff & abandonded us all alone. (well we had Tom stay with us & feed us but him was never hardly home.

Then mommy comed home & was normal fur a few days & then hers started putting stuff in boxes again & hers got out our carriers & stacked up all of our beds & tranquility blankies & putted all of our toys in to one basket. I was twying to hide but there was NO place to hide. So mommy comed up to me & hers was talking weally sweet to me then it happened; hers sticked a pill in mys mouth & made me swallow it. Pwetty soon I was feeling kind of stwange & mommy loaded me in my carrier. Then hers put evewy other kitty in theys carriers & putted all 4 of us in hers twuck. Then we was in there fur 1 million days! Finowlly hers stopped & putted Zippie in my carrier wif me & putted Pawlly in Diogi's carrier & taked us up to a stwange woom.
Then hers woodn't even let us play; hers blocked off the window so we coodn't even look outside!

The next morning I wasn't even weally awake & hers gwabbed all of us & putted us in carriers & stuffed us back in the twuck & we dwived away. This time though hers furgetted to stuff that pill in my mouth so I was talking weally loud the whole time hers is dwiving. Pwetty soon all of my brofurs & sisfur was talking weally loud too. Pwetty soon hers smelled it me & Zippie had been twying to tell her we had to go pee but hers did NOT listen. So once hers cood smell that we peed hers pulled over & getted us another hotel woom. Hers washed the bedding in our carriers & took a nap & we got to play & play.

I will finish this diawy later cause wight now hers is going to pick up hers mommy to take hers somewhere.

WHAT is going on mommy?

OK cood somekitty please explain to me WHAT my mommy thinks hers is doing? Furr a weally long time now mommy has been bwinging in boxes, boxes & more boxes. Hers keeped putting stuff in them & closing them with tape but hers woodn't let me go in them to inspect or play or nuthin.
Then today her & my furless brother went & bwinged home a weally big twuck. Then hers had some fwiends come over that I NEVER even seen before & before any of us knowed that there was a twap mommy & the furless one ambushed us fwom behind & putted us in hers bedwoom. Hers left us locked up for one million years. We cood have starved to death. I know I was so weak that I coodn't even scwatch the door no more.
FINALLY hers opened the door & when we comed out all of those boxes & a whole bunch of the furniture that I like to scwatch was ALL GONE!!!!!! The only stuff that is here is one couch & a little table & ALL of our Morgans Beds, Tranquility blankies & toys. Does you think hers is leaving us FOREVER? Who will give us food? Who will scoop our litter boxes? How will I go to sleep at night without pets fwom my mommy?
I heared hers telling hers fwiend that we is moving to Denver but I doesn't know what moving is or what Denver is & I weally doesn't know how we is supposed to get our kitty stuff there. Diogi & Zippie doesn't know either, Pawlly says hers does but I think hers might be wong or not telling the twuth cause hers is a sisfur.

Yous leaving us again mommy?

Today mommy is leaving for someplace called Burning Man. I doesn't weally care about the where; only that hers will be gone. So please don't worry, nothing is wrong. Hers just didn't leave me the computer key.
Hers is leaving today & will be gone furr pwobably a million days or till Sept. 8th or 9th whichever one comes last.
We will miss you all. Please keep our fwiend Ginnger in yous purrrrrrs he weally needs them wight now. Also our fwiend Montoya who is a Gato that moved from Puerto Rico to Canada is having surgery to wemove hims bad eyes & also getting hims pockets picked (these will both happen tomorrow so please join us in purrrrring).
Also we are purrrrrrring for Hooch & Hooch's furless brother Jim & Kawisma cause hers is their sisfur & I loves Kawisma.
Sorry we didn't link the names mommy says hers computer is still kinda nuts.

We will see all of you as soon as mom gets home; maybe even before she catches her breath plus I will be 1st! I pawmise!

One million purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

Hi it is me Mr. Lollycat McNoNo *waves*
As most of you I hope has heard that Hooch needs purrrrrrrrrrrrrs. You see hims is Kawisma's brofur & their whole family loves him furry furry much!
He is still on a IV dwip cause hims potassium level goes too low if they stop it & hims is still losing weight. Hims also has diabetes & will have to have insulin 2 times a day.

Also me & Kawisma is gonna get mawwied **sheepishly smiles & sighs** & we want to start planning our wedding; but it's not wight till Hooch starts feeling better. So I is twying weally hard to get one million purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs going furr Hooch at the same time & then hims wood have to get better wight?

Now I is gonna start purring & I'm not gonna stop till Hooch feels better. So will you please join me? purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrr purrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrr purrrrrrrrr.

Thank you all furr weading my diawy & helping me purrrrr furr Hooch!