July 19th 2005 4:28 pm
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Daddy used to say that NOTHING would ever sweeten me up, but then he discovered my Achilles heel. Now I do tricks for those sweet sweet aquariyums. I will sit up perfectly straight on my haunches and won’t even try to swat them out of Daddy’s hand. I will give kisses to him and Auntie Penny, not really minding if there is an aquariyum to take from them or not.

This is not to say that I have lost all of my natural contrariness. I still howl and hiss when Uncle Michael loves on me (although I secretly like it) and I have removed most all of my fur and have gone into “summer pants” mode. I have of course left my bountiful tail. See my tail and fear me!

I’ve been so obsessed with getting those sweet sweet aquariyums that I’d neglected my plans for household (and then global) domination. Jimi has forgotten most of his minion training, but now there is a new potential minion in the house. Navin is quite funny looking and the fact that he has no tail automatically means that I will always rank high above him, but he is strong for his size and quite wily. Yes, I do believe I see great minion potential in him. I will have to find a way to persuade him to the “dark side”. Mwua A ha ha!!!!!

Sue
The Stealthy