no means no

Last Sunday, Mommy and Daddy were preparing to take me to a pet fair. I was ok with this plan until I realized I would have to wear my harness. Then I threw a temper tantrum. Mommy tried to reason with me, but I wanted no part of it. Harnesses are for pets. I am a princess. I do not wear harnesses.
So back into the house I went and they grabbed Jimi and took him instead. Jimi came home bragging about winning the Party Animal of 2005 and I just gave him a look of disdain. If I'd changed my mind and gone to the Fair, I'd have won that golden lampshade as soon as I walked in. I wouldn't have even had to parade around a ring for it like Jimi (Not that I'd mind that. I'm very good at parading). But there would have been no question and no competition.
That's alright. I'll let Jimi have his moment. Besides a lampshade, golden or not, is no comparison to my tiara!

Patchez
The Princess

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