July 20th 2007 6:18 am
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Oh ThankYew Catster for Feechuring my Largiuss Biography as da Diary of da Day!! A BIIIG Snuzzle and a Wet Nosie Bump to Yew!!!!
Dis is like winning da No-bell Prize for Litter-achure writtin by Cats!!!!
I welkome ALLA yoo hoo gathir heer today to read about Me, and the illustraitid story of my Humbull life, frum skinny sheltur kitty fresh off da streets, to Humungous Largiuss Biggiuss Kittiuss.
Sooo -- Welkom to my humbull aboade (nice doggers are allowed too)!! We can play with my toys or look owt da window or hunker down and look under da Door Sill to da Cat Rume and hiss at Cee Cee in dat there Cat Rume -- then we will Call Up for A Pounss Peetsa Deelivery and then sleep it off on da Soe-fa or Meowmie's very very cushy bed (I am kind enuff to leave sum rume for her on it at nite) and then wenn yoo Absolootely Paws-itively HAFTA go bakk home, I will give yoo eech a snuzzle and Pleeze take a treet or two before you leeve!!!
Biggiuss Happiuss BBBT!!!
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