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Eowyn's Fantastic Adventures

A funny/sad/creepy/stupid story

Hmm, well, I'm gonna tell you a weird and crazy story (though it doesn't concern me). This one time, my owner's mother was at this jewlery party at someone's house. She was looking at some jewelry when she spotted a lady looking at a tiara with sparkly jewels al over it. The lady said, and I quote, "Wow, this tiara will be PERFECT for my little dog's wedding!" Wait, WHA?! Then she explained the wedding to my owner's mommy that her dog's getting married to this other male dog and the female's gonna wear a beautiful white gown with the tiara. The groom's gonna wear a tuxeado. The two are in love and they are gonna be bonded together will holy matromony. First of all, it's a dog. THEY get to decide when they get "married". And how does she know they aren't like brother or sister, or cousins? Creepy...... Hehe, then, shortly after the dog's wedding, the dog got run over by a truck! Yeah, well, serves the owner right. I bet she had a buriel site for the dog, maybe even a gravestone and a preacher!!!

Me and the dog

So I was with my owner right? Till this 14 year old dog comes up to me. He kept staring at me, and I was staring at him. What an old man, he couldn't run!!! HA HA!!!!!!! He walked away cause he couldn't act.

My First Crush

Well, this one day I was with my parents till I noticed a tomcat walking around in the neighborhood. He looked so gorgeuos with his long black and white fur, so brushed til it was like silk! I couldn't stand to look away!! He was so.......PUURRFECT!!! So when he was walking toward my house, I ran to him and introduced myself. He did the same, and, apparently, his name was Denace. We started talking about things. I was about to ask him out 'til my dad butted in and had a howl fight with Denace. Denace got upset, and left, and I never saw him again. I was SO mad at my dad that I almost slashed him across his face! He should be happy I didn't!!!